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Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:37 pm to BeachDude022
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This. And don’t be fat either. That helps.
And if you are fat, you better be funny.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:38 pm to fr33manator
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they will come to you.
This is absolutely true if you have a even a modicum of charisma.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:40 pm to sta4ever
Easy. When you sit down at the bar, put the keys to your BMW on the bar in front of you and wait. Your work is 75% done, all you have to do is not frick it up.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:40 pm to sta4ever
Ankle bracelets make them melt.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:41 pm to fr33manator
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You don't chase women in bars. You go after the whole room. Be a dynamo of confidence and have fun. Do karaoke, play games, tell jokes, laugh. Be a fun person to be around and people will gravitate towards you, and women want attention. If they see you being the life of the party and not worried about chasing after them, they will come to you.
This is correct, but people who can do this don't ask the internet for advice.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:41 pm to sta4ever
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I’m not talking about at the college bars either, but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?
Smile. Don't stare. Be approachable without being overbearing. The older you get the more women then men are on the prowl. Just be yourself, the numbers are on your side.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:42 pm to sta4ever
Wait for the ones who are still in the bar at 2-3AM and don't have a guy near them. They'll be desperate enough for you.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:42 pm to sta4ever
Repeatedly tell them all to calm down and stop being so hysterical
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:43 pm to WestCoastAg
Aren’t you an admitted homosexual?
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:49 pm to sta4ever
You have to draw attention. Like, take a few sparklers in and light in a long neck. Create buzz. Look expensive.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:55 pm to sta4ever
I would sit at a bar and just talk to whoever walks up to get a drink or sits near you.
Or you could do like my friend used to and just play statistical probability and ask a whole bunch straight up if they want to frick. Eventually one says yes. It actually worked for him, but it requires having zero shame
Or you could do like my friend used to and just play statistical probability and ask a whole bunch straight up if they want to frick. Eventually one says yes. It actually worked for him, but it requires having zero shame
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:56 pm to fr33manator
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Be a dynamo of confidence and have fun. Do karaoke, play games, tell jokes, laugh. Be a fun person to be around and people will gravitate towards you, and women want attention. If they see you being the life of the party and not worried about chasing after them, they will come to you.
This guy gets it. Most women I picked up in bars came to me, I didn’t pursue them.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 9:58 pm to sta4ever
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How does one go about picking up girls at a bar?
I find 3 girls together and I walk up to them. I am then picked apart one by one and then I go home alone.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:02 pm to sta4ever
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I’m not talking about at the college bars either, but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?
Got to have skills. Chicks dig guys with skills. Nun-chuck skills. Bow skills. Computer hacking skills.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:03 pm to sta4ever
quote:St Jude is in charge of hopeless causes.
sta4ever
Mississippi State Fan
Probably your best option….
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:04 pm to sta4ever
Unless you are ridiculously good looking, these days, your only hope is you have mutual friends, else you will be put on some sort of creep watch list.
This post was edited on 1/14/23 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:11 pm to sqerty
I swear ACC refs are calling this game.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:14 pm to sta4ever
Walk in on crutches or have your arm in a sling or cast. Noticeably show that you’re having trouble doing basic tasks. Wait for a girl(s) to come to you and there you go.
Posted on 1/14/23 at 10:17 pm to sledgehammer
But what if she thinks “What a shame, this guy’s obviously too crippled to give it to me right.”
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