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There are only 2 kinds of cats: cool and bitches
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:41 pm
Opinions? I’m typically not a cat person, moreso service/hunting dog, but I’ve noticed that most cats (we have one inside and one outside) are either cool and *relatively laid back or not and are stupid bitches.
Our house cat, that is a cool cat and will unleash a can of whoop arse on our Golden retriever, is a tuxedo cat named Samuel L. Jackson Cat. I can post pic upon request. The outside one is the bitch.
Anyway I can’t recall a cat that wasn’t either or, cool or birch.
Our house cat, that is a cool cat and will unleash a can of whoop arse on our Golden retriever, is a tuxedo cat named Samuel L. Jackson Cat. I can post pic upon request. The outside one is the bitch.
Anyway I can’t recall a cat that wasn’t either or, cool or birch.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:45 pm to Havoc
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This post was edited on 1/2/23 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:49 pm to Loungefly85
That’s nice but opinion on my supposition?
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:54 pm to Havoc
I had a cat for 12 years and just buried her about two months ago. It’s true what they say about cats: your house will stink. Problem is you will have no fricking clue about it! As soon as she died, we noticed when we come home after being gone all day the house smells sooooo much fresher and cleaner. We’ve been in this house for over six years now and it’s never smelled as fresh as it does now when coming home. I thought my house smelled decent before and figured we just kept it up more than other cat owners but I never noticed how much that litter box was making a difference until it was gone.
We will never ever own another indoor cat again.
We will never ever own another indoor cat again.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:57 pm to Havoc
Wife has a cat that is an absolute shite head.
When she's not looking, I'll grab him by the back of the head & fart in his face.
When she's not looking, I'll grab him by the back of the head & fart in his face.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 12:03 am to TDsngumbo
Again, a non-responsive response. What is wrong with you cat people?
Was your cat cool or a bitch or neither(with explanation)?
Was your cat cool or a bitch or neither(with explanation)?
Posted on 12/9/22 at 12:12 am to boddagetta
Our housy:
He’s cool AF. I like the dog more but he’s got his own thing going on.
He’s cool AF. I like the dog more but he’s got his own thing going on.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 12:14 am to Havoc
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Samuel L. Jackson Cat
Close, but you dickered it at the end.
It was supposed be Samuel L. Catson.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 5:17 am to Havoc
My mom has had three cats and one of them was the coolest little guy. If I knew all cats were like him I’d probably have one myself.
The other two were spawns of satan
The other two were spawns of satan
Posted on 12/9/22 at 6:47 am to GreatLakesTiger24
I have two cats: one male and one female. The male cat is cool as shite, the female is a bitch (go figure). Even still, she has a soft side.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 6:54 am to Loungefly85
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I’ve had a cat for 10 years. I’ll be sad when she dies, but I’m very much ready to be sad.
She’s my first and last cat.
Are you going to kill your cat? What a weird statement to make at the end of that sentence. I get what you're saying, but phrasing..
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 6:55 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:01 am to Havoc
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Our house cat, that is a cool cat
quote:
The outside one is the bitch.
I bet you would be a bitch too if your family made you live outside. Outside cat is working all day long killing rodents and such for you while Sam Jackson just lays around laughing through the window at outside cat (noticed you didn't even mention its name).
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:09 am to Havoc
We just got a Scottish Fold kitten. He's cool as hell. He's currently trying to fight me and messing up Saturn Steve.
ETA: Not even ten minutes later, he's tuckered out and sleeping in my lap.
ETA: Not even ten minutes later, he's tuckered out and sleeping in my lap.
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 7:19 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:14 am to Havoc
As someone who has had cats for going on 40 years, I would say the two general categories are "cool" and "a-hole". The category is almost always dictated by the owner.
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 7:16 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:15 am to Saint Alfonzo
If your cat is a bitch, it seems like you did a terrible job raising the cat. Congrats on the cat being a product of your shite.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:38 am to Havoc
I have two indoor/outdoor cats.
One (female) is my buddy, very sweet, wants to be loved on, sits in my lap often, and usually has a half asleep stoned look in her eyes.
The other one (male) is an a-hole. He wakes us up wanting in or out at random times of the night by pawing the glass on our bedroom window. Destroys anything that is soft and rubbery, like earbud covers, etc. Also attacks random other thins and destroys them. Randomly attacks the other cat and our dog. Trys to get at my fish.
He's not all bad, but he's definitely an A-Hole sometimes.
One (female) is my buddy, very sweet, wants to be loved on, sits in my lap often, and usually has a half asleep stoned look in her eyes.
The other one (male) is an a-hole. He wakes us up wanting in or out at random times of the night by pawing the glass on our bedroom window. Destroys anything that is soft and rubbery, like earbud covers, etc. Also attacks random other thins and destroys them. Randomly attacks the other cat and our dog. Trys to get at my fish.
He's not all bad, but he's definitely an A-Hole sometimes.
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 7:39 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:43 am to Havoc
NO, cats are both those things at once.
Very moody, independent animals.
Very moody, independent animals.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:46 am to Havoc
Shroedinger would say there’s only two kinds of cats, dead and alive,
And they are the same cat
Our cat is awesome. He has thumbs. A Hemingway cat
And they are the same cat
Our cat is awesome. He has thumbs. A Hemingway cat
This post was edited on 12/9/22 at 7:48 am
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:53 am to Havoc
Some cats are cool as hell (we've had a couple like that--always pleasant and affectionate). Others are the spawn of the devil. We had one cat we adopted from a shelter who constantly bit us. We had to return her because we were losing too much blood.
Our current cat, Bunny, is funny as hell, very affectionate, but a couple of times a week, he goes nuts and gets mad because we're not paying attention to him. That's when he'll try to bite. As he gets older, those episodes get fewer. He's an indoor cat and very entertaining. Often, he plays with his stuffed bird toys by tossing them in the air.
Our current cat, Bunny, is funny as hell, very affectionate, but a couple of times a week, he goes nuts and gets mad because we're not paying attention to him. That's when he'll try to bite. As he gets older, those episodes get fewer. He's an indoor cat and very entertaining. Often, he plays with his stuffed bird toys by tossing them in the air.
Posted on 12/9/22 at 7:54 am to Havoc
Cats are bad arse. Some are assholes and some are cool. I love dogs but the great thing about a cat is you can leave it for the week and it's fine whereas a dog you have to get someone to care for it.
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