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Baby due next summer. Any tips or knowledge that can be passed on?
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:20 pm
Wife and I are expecting our first baby next summer. What yall got for me?
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:21 pm to CeauxPilot
Your sex life is over. Divorce her now before the baby arrives.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:22 pm to CeauxPilot
Go back in time and use a rubber
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:22 pm to CeauxPilot
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Wife and I are expecting our first baby next summer. What yall got for me?
Lots of crying, lots of shite, no sleep, severely limited sexy time, little to no friend interactions.
Other than that it's great
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:22 pm to CeauxPilot
pajamas with zippers > pajamas with buttons
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:23 pm to CeauxPilot
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Wife and I are expecting our first baby next summer.

Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:23 pm to Sterling Archer
Go see as many movies as you can before the baby is born. It will be the last time for a few years.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:23 pm to CeauxPilot
quote:Well, you're half right here.
Wife and I are expecting our first baby next summer.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:23 pm to CeauxPilot
Sex dolls, Buffalo Trace, Weller's and magic shroons.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:23 pm to cgrand
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get your sex in now
Oh, his sex is in there about as deep as it gets.
Baw, prepare for the diapers and the crying but honestly, in hindsight it wasn’t all that bad. In the moment it’s frustrating, but when it’s gone you’ll wish for it back one day.
I’d do it all again to get those days when they were little back
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to CeauxPilot
The best thing you can do for your baby is to prioritize your relationship.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to CeauxPilot
Lots and lots of pictures. It goes by so fast .
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to CeauxPilot
Get the baby into Bluey early and often. GOAT kid tv show.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to Sterling Archer
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pajamas with zippers > pajamas with buttons
the magnet ones are the best. Old-school buttons on baby clothes suck arse.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to CeauxPilot
Congrats on the sex. Oh and you’re going to get no sleep once the baby arrives.
Posted on 12/7/22 at 2:24 pm to CeauxPilot
Some will tell you to savor the sleep now but frick sleep. Savor the clean and tidy house while you can because once kids are in the picture, especially once they start crawling and walking, you can kiss a clean house goodbye for years. I haven’t been able to walk around my house without stepping on or tripping over some sort of toy, book, or blanket where it’s not supposed to be.
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