re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

quote:

---

Going to visit the in-laws in Montana.

---

Avoid any Train Stations..

quote:

---

Avoid any Train Stations.

---

The train stations are in Wyoming

quote:

---

I’m gonna swing by the new girlfriend’s Thanksgiving festivities tomorrow evening. Her family is pretty cool. My trashy contribution to this thread is that the new girlfriend’s divorce is final on the 30th, I actually had to postpone my deployment date by 2 days to “celebrate” this because she wants to get plowed on her divorce day. She even has a bottle of wine that was an anniversary gift from her ex that she wants to drink that night. I think it’s weird to drink her ex hubby’s wine on divorce day personally but who am I to turn down free booze?

---

Hopefully she’s better looking than Grits

This year is ramping up at my inlaws. Last nights meal was chili and we are down to one working toilet for house of 10 people. That one toilet is connected to the living room where everyone has camped out and had movies on non stop. Edit: yes beans are in the chili

Tonight, a young teen neice was in charge of dinner. Its like a right of passage before she's allowed more duties on Thanksgiving day. Well something happened, she paniced at the oven and dropped a glass dish of some meaty gravy casserole. The dish shattered and flung meat juices everywhere even on the ceiling. So now we are ordering take out but we are in the boonies and 45 mins away from anywhere open tonight.

My BIL just showed up with his 140lb pit bull. It immediately sparks argument and now the pit bull is going to stay in BILs small sedan for next 24 hours. He hasnt showered from his construction job and doesnt appear to have change of clothes or plans to shower. Bonus points for this BIL, he has several self performed tatoos including a tattoo he did on his own neck. This is the first time the other BIL has seen that BIL in over a year after a fight.

Everyone is volunteering to make this 1.5+ hour trip to pickup our takeout to get out of this tension and fart filled house.

Cant wait till tomorrow.

One of my trashy cousins had a mixed baby this past year and I’m interested to see if my grandfather even shows up to thanksgiving because of it.

You or any other male in that group can’t fix a toilet? WTF is wrong with yall?

quote:

---

My niece is bringing her baby daddy to dinner with our family. He’s got no job and no prospects, and he’s shacking up with her while she works to pay the mortgage. He should be well received

---

sounds exactly like my cousins baby daddy (because of course they aren’t married, hell I don’t even know if you’d call them dating In the traditional sense. He just sleeps there most of the time and fricks her I guess.) the difference is she isn’t bringing him or he doesn’t want to come. Either way at our place it will just be her and the kid

UPDATE: dad’s girlfriend just spent 3 hours making mini pecan pies. During the baking the sugar dripped down into the (gas) oven and turned the house into a burned sugar stankfest. He nonchalantly remarked “maybe next year we can get a Marie Calendar’s pie”. She is not amused by this insolence.