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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:35 pm to PrecedentedTimes
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:35 pm to PrecedentedTimes
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How I’m imagining Bama fans fighting:
They're all UGA fans. I'm the only Bama fan in the group.
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:40 pm to biohzrd
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Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly. His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up. Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu. Oldest brother, and stepdad die laughing, my wife just puts her hand over her face, and then the family fued really kicks off.
this is the type shite I’m here for
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:43 pm to biohzrd
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I guess ham is now on the menu.
Fire up the smoker....
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:43 pm to danilo
Slippery slope [off] [on]
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:47 pm to porcine1
I am expecting no drama at pimpbobi manor this year. But one never knows. Looking forward to reading all the other good times though.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:49 pm to biohzrd
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Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu.
I’d have laughed and brought some ham the next day.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:08 pm to Lonnie Utah
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Since it's already un-thawed we have to cook it
You have to cook it because it’s frozen?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:14 pm to 3BlockUber
You can’t refreeze it.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:17 pm to CunningLinguist
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I’d rather put my duck in the garbage disposal than even try that. While attractive, my SIL is probably the person I despise the most. She can not keep a guy due to bitchy she is.
You can frick the bitchy out of her if you know how to do it right.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:18 pm to CCT
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You can’t refreeze it.
Thawed means not frozen. So un-thawed has to mean….
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:20 pm to Barry McCockinner
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She walks in the front yard looking for them. Lo and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard.
Maybe it just shows how normal my family is, but it is honestly hard for me to believe shite like this is real.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:27 pm to Scruffy
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Maybe it just shows how normal my family is, but it is honestly hard for me to believe shite like this is real.
I wish it wasn't lol. Apparently they've been having an affair since last Christmas.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:28 pm to Scruffy
I agree. Sibling in-laws leave their spouses at Thanksgiving dinner to go hump in the car outside the house? I would have believed it if he said they were making out.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:30 pm to The Boat
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Thanksgiving is all the greatness of Christmas with the family gatherings and dinner without the bullshite of having to deal with presents. It’s really the superior holiday.
Plus the weather tends to be a bit milder.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:32 pm to Scruffy
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Maybe it just shows how normal my family is, but it is honestly hard for me to believe shite like this is real.
Same. The most drama we've had is my parents debating which one was going to cook the gumbo tonight. My dad lost and is cooking rather than hunting while my mom shops with my wife and SiL.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:33 pm to Barry McCockinner
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I wish it wasn't lol. Apparently they've been having an affair since last Christmas.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:38 pm to Barry McCockinner
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I wish it wasn't lol. Apparently they've been having an affair since last Christmas
I got lost in the different in law and sister references, but your sisters husband was banging your sister in law?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:50 pm to calcotron
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I got lost in the different in law and sister references, but your sisters husband was banging your sister in law?
Yes my one of my wife's sister's husband was banging was banging another one of my wife's sisters. (who is also married)
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:55 pm to SixthAndBarone
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When I fix my plate, I pick the sides I want to eat and skip the ones I don't.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 3:55 pm to Barry McCockinner
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Yes my one of my wife's sister's husband was banging was banging another one of my wife's sisters. (who is also married)
And I thought my dogs killing my freak nieces pot belly pig was bad!!! Love this place!!!!! Makes me feel better about myself every time I come here!!!
ETA: this years thread will be epic!!! I can’t wait!!!
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 4:02 pm
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