Pels vs Lakers: Well well well

SONS

LOOKS LIKE LAKERfrickS ARE THE LATEST IN LINE TO CATCH THESE frickING WINGS. RUN BY ONE OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT JACKASSED FRONT OFFICES AND LESOCIALISSUES JAMES, THE LAKERS HAVE OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER THE TANKING FOR US.

WE OWN THEIR PICKS
WE OWN THEIR TOWN
WE OWN THE TEAM

WE 3 PIECED THESE BITCHES LAST YEAR..WAIT. I'M SORRY. I KEEP CALLING THEM BITCHES BUT I FEEL LIKE AT THIS POINT THEIR BENEATH EVEN THE BIGGEST OF BITCHES THAT EXIST IN THIS WORLD. WHATS A GOOD INSULTING WORD I CAN USE TO DESCRIBE THE HELPLESS INEPTITUDE OF THESE SORRY frickS? countFLAPS? SHITMUNCHERS? shite GOBBLERS? I LIKE shite GOBBLERS, BECAUSE THEY EAT shite AT A PACE THAT IS QUITE ALARMING TO THE CASUAL FAN.

THESE frickING shite GOBBLERS ARE "LED" BY LEBRON OLD DICKfrick JAMES, WHO WILL MOST LIKELY DIE AT 50 WHEN THE HGH HE SLAMS INTO HIS BODY COMES BACK TO EXACT HIS TOLL, AT THIS POINT THE TEAM WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LED BY LEBRON, BUT...

TONÍ DAVIS IS THE SOFT shite GOBBLER WE ALL KNEW HIM TO BE AND NEVER GREW OUT OF IT. AT ANY POINT DURING HIS TENURE AS AN NBA PLAYER HE COULDVE USED HIS GREATNESS TO ESTABLISH HIMSELF AS A LEADER, EXCEPT OOOH HIS BACK, HIS KNEE, HIS VAG. AT THIS POINT I CANT EVEN USE MALE PRONOUNS TO DESCRIBE HIM. TONÍ IS A THEY/THEM FROM NOW ON. ALWAYS GOT INJURED, BECAUSE THEY'RE SOFT. SOFT AS BABY shite, SOFT AS MY WIFES IMMACULATE arse.

SPEAKING OF MY WIFES arse, THE LAKERS ARE GOING TO GET CLAPPED TONIGHT. THEY, LIKE THE REST OF THE LEAGUE, WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF GUMBO, AKA ZION, AKA TOO STRONG, AKA WHY YOU SINGLING ME? THEY'RE frickED. THEY'RE SCARED SHITLESS. THEY ARE frickING frickED.

BLOOD ON OUR WINGS

PELS W
LOLAKERS L

P.S. frick YOU TONÍ, YOU'RE THE ONLY 6'10 NBA PLAYER I WOULD NOT BE AFRAID TO SQUARE UP AGAINST.