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re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:10 pm to Tiger Ryno
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:10 pm to Tiger Ryno
Quit being a retard.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:10 pm to Tiger Ryno
Dumber than a soup sandwich
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:11 pm to Tiger Ryno
Always called us “Tiger”
For every situation, he ALWAYS had something to follow “Well, you know what they say…..”
Angry dad was always “I’m gonna knock your block off”
For every situation, he ALWAYS had something to follow “Well, you know what they say…..”
Angry dad was always “I’m gonna knock your block off”
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:12 pm to Tiger Ryno
"Stop standing around with your teeth in your mouth"
Application: when working and not doing a task at an acceptable speed.
I'm 35 years old and to this very day this phrase makes not a single lick of sense to me. Would removing my teeth make me work faster? shite makes no sense, dad. No idea where he came up with that one.
Application: when working and not doing a task at an acceptable speed.
I'm 35 years old and to this very day this phrase makes not a single lick of sense to me. Would removing my teeth make me work faster? shite makes no sense, dad. No idea where he came up with that one.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:12 pm to Tiger Ryno
Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and he's going to military school and...Remember, he was an Eagle Scout.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
“You can’t polish a turd. “
“Don’t try pissing on my leg and telling me it’s raining”
“Don’t try pissing on my leg and telling me it’s raining”
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:17 pm to Tiger Ryno
Everybody likes a little arse but nobody likes a smartass.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:18 pm to Tiger Ryno
cold as a well diggers arse.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:19 pm to YOURADHERE
quote:
I'm 35 years old and to this very day this phrase makes not a single lick of sense to me. Would removing my teeth make me work faster?
Think it was meant to imply you weren’t working hard and breathing hard, so your teeth were in your closed mouth instead of open and showing cause you’re breathing hard
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:20 pm to Tiger Ryno
Depending on who called, dad would answer the phone, "Buckingham Palace, Buck speaking."
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:20 pm to Tiger Ryno
but it do be spelled like doobie and they aint brothers
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:21 pm to JackieTreehorn
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cold as a well diggers arse.
Read the entire thread in hopes no one posted this.
Though I can add..."in the Klondike."
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:22 pm to Tiger Ryno
Redder'n a dog's arse during Chinaberry season.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:24 pm to Tiger Ryno
He/She fell out of an ugly tree and hit ever limb on the way down.
You want sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.
Can't isn't a word.
I'll back you up as long as you don't lie to me, you lie and I don't know you.
Who? Your feet don't fit a limb, and you don't shite through feathers, don't "Who" me.
Boy, you gonna let your alligator mouth overrun your mockingbird arse.
Close enough for government work.
Can you see it going 55mph down the road? Then it's good enough.
It's colder than a well digger's arse in Nome, Alaska.
You want sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.
Can't isn't a word.
I'll back you up as long as you don't lie to me, you lie and I don't know you.
Who? Your feet don't fit a limb, and you don't shite through feathers, don't "Who" me.
Boy, you gonna let your alligator mouth overrun your mockingbird arse.
Close enough for government work.
Can you see it going 55mph down the road? Then it's good enough.
It's colder than a well digger's arse in Nome, Alaska.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:24 pm to Tiger Ryno
"lets get this done, wont take any time"
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:25 pm to Tiger Ryno
“Well cut my legs and call me shorty”
“How would you like to wake up in the morning and brush one tooth?”
Women like tall, dark and handsome but two out of three ain’t bad”
“How would you like to wake up in the morning and brush one tooth?”
Women like tall, dark and handsome but two out of three ain’t bad”
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:31 pm to Tiger Ryno
When someone were to use “if” in a response he’d say “if my aunt had nuts, she’d be my uncle”
And “work hard, play hard”
And “work hard, play hard”
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:32 pm to Tiger Ryno
Every morning it was, up and at em, he would then open the blinds and walk out.
Every damn morning.
Every damn morning.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:33 pm to Tiger Ryno
“You’re the reason your mother and I got a divorce” he’s such a jokester
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