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Watches and cigars

Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:10 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29589 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:10 am
Two of the most ridiculous obsessions.

“A watch says a lot about the man.” Yeah, like how much he’s willing to spend on a cute bracelet and how insecure he is with his image.

Grown men jerking themselves over watches like they’re the nerds in school jerking over magic the gathering cards.

And cigars. It never fails - “this is a smooth smoke! Really smooth!” It’s always smooth. Sit on your arse for 2 hours and slowly kill yourself with as much tobacco smoke exposure as you can handle. It’s “relaxing” because you’re poisoning your brain into a mild comatose you fricking morons. But it’s so smooth!
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
3982 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:11 am to
Sounds like you need a nice bourbon and cigar my friend.

Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36311 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:12 am to
You’re a loser.

The new Tudor Pelagos 39 that dropped this week is bad arse.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88373 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:12 am to
some dude with a nice watch and box of Cohibas Jody your arse, baw?
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
18452 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:12 am to
I see no falsehoods. You will be punished for your truths.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138065 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:13 am to
You forgot to log into the mingo account, bro
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 10:14 am
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1272 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:13 am to
I see someone's wife cheated on him with a suave cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, AP wearing man.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:14 am to
If I see someone with a new Rolex on I automatically think they have no style. They may, but that was a wrong choice.

Make your way to talking about it…yea it’s a kinetic. What?
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 10:16 am
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4056 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:17 am to
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Jon Ham

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obsessions

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Grown men jerking

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nerds in school jerking
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36311 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:18 am to
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If I see someone with a new Rolex on I automatically think they have no style whatsoever (unless it’s something like a gold Daytona). They may, but that was a wrong choice.

C’mon man, you don’t have to hate. Rolex gets a bad wrap because a lot of douches own them, but they are still a very good watch. I personally prefer Tudor because it’s more under the radar, but the new Explorer I is sweet (along with a few others, Polar II, the new Pepsi and Batman, etc…)
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 10:19 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24746 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:20 am to
They suck on cigars, they really want to suck a cock
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6064 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:23 am to
Upvote for the surprising level of melt about these two topics
Posted by Columbia
Land of the Yuppies
Member since Mar 2016
3214 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:23 am to
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7438 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:25 am to
I'm sorry you don't enjoy the finer things in life.

I guess a sloppy 200lb woman is just as attractive as Kate Beckinsale.
Or
Applebee's steak is just as good as Doris Metropolitan.

Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25592 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:26 am to
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insecure he is with his image.



A multiple sentence post complaining about what other men wear is peak insecurity.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21907 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:26 am to
You literally buy shoes to keep them in the box
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:28 am to
I don’t hate, I’d wear one on a strap. They way some people show them off makes me cringe though.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5058 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:32 am to
quote:

“A watch says a lot about the man.” Yeah, like how much he’s willing to spend on a cute bracelet and how insecure he is with his image.


Says the guy checking out dudes in wathces.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16564 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:39 am to
Such a sad and insecure post. I'm sorry what other men do bothers you.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59057 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 10:44 am to
Weak attempt.


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