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Don't be a cheapass at this church

Posted on 8/18/22 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68173 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 1:59 pm
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Missouri pastor apologizes after berating 'cheap' congregation for not buying him designer watch

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Carlton Funderburke is senior pastor at Church at the Well in Kansas City, Missouri

Obviously it was a dry arse well

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"Though there is context behind the content of the clip, no context will suffice to explain the hurt and anguish caused by my words," he said. "I've spoken to those I am accountable to and have received their correction and instruction. I have also privately apologized to our church, who has extended their love and support to me."

The context was "dey didn't buy me no bling, bling"
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The viral clip that circulated online showed Funderburke scold churchgoers for not "honoring" him with a Movado watch he claimed to have asked for.


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"This is how I know you’re still poor, broke, busted and disgusted, because of how you been honoring me. I’m not worth your McDonald’s money? I’m not worth your Red Lobster money? I ain’t worth your St. John Knits — y’all can’t afford nohow. I ain’t worth y'all Louis Vuitton? I ain’t worth your Prada? I’m not worth your Gucci?" he said in the video clip.

He goes on to call his congregation cheap for not getting him the watch, which he says they can buy at Sam’s Club.

"And y'all know I asked for one last year," he said. "Here it is all the way in August and I still ain’t got it. Y'all ain’t said nothing. Let me kick down the door and talk to my cheap sons and daughters."

The clip ends with the pastor saying, "Y’all hear from your pastor and father, I’m over y’all. I’m over y’all cheap expressions."

Someone should have called Will Smith on this asswipe

Fox
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16960 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:00 pm to
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designer watch
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Movado


This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20307 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:01 pm to
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a Movado watch


IRL poor
OT bankrupt
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11645 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:02 pm to
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Y’all hear from your pastor and father, I’m over y’all. I’m over y’all cheap expressions.


Sounds just like the great orators of old.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83622 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:02 pm to
Just to think, this is one of the many subjects that is pretty much completely out of bounds for satire/humor/most media in this country, even though it's extremely low hanging fruit

All because of the skin color of those involved
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14983 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:03 pm to
Jesus just located a table that needs to be flipped
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83622 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:04 pm to
My favorite part is that he mentioned it's still available at Sam's Club

"Ya'll let me down and you let God down and by the way it's still available and there is a 10% off coupon on the website but ya'll are not fulfilling your duty to this church."
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
1990 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:05 pm to
Someone should tell him he will get his rewards in heaven! This definitely isn’t the kind of preacher I would want!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117915 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:07 pm to
None of them are worth my time..
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34034 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:07 pm to
I feel like fake people who use others faith and church for their own personal gain have a special spot in hell reserved.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34885 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:08 pm to
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He goes on to call his congregation cheap for not getting him the watch, which he says they can buy at Sam’s Club.


They don’t let just anyone shop in there. It’s exclusive .
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38753 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:09 pm to
trickle down economics with gospel music
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101821 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:09 pm to
This is apparently a remake of the UHF scene where RJ Fletcher berates his son for not getting him a Rolex as a gift.

Man, changing races in remakes is getting out of control.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24362 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:10 pm to
I wonder if Joel Osteen could lend him a few bucks.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117915 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:13 pm to
He could have been this ole boy asking for a plane.



These "pastors" got some nerve I tell you that. The idea these people think they are that important is pretty amazing. The people who think they are that important they donate to them is just as amazing, but whats the different between them and the jackasses that hang out at traffic lights begging for money? That's all these people are.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130442 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:16 pm to
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trickle down economics with gospel music


Jeebunomics
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:17 pm to
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I feel like fake people who use others faith and church for their own personal gain have a special spot in hell reserved


Well, they’re certainly not going to stop as long as there are gullible people to prey upon, pun intended.

With no oversight whatsoever, religious organizations can and will fleece their flocks as much as they can. There are predators in every group and they gravitate to the most vulnerable.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19534 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:18 pm to
Read up on Prosperity Gospel. Bunch of damn grifters.
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9214 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:24 pm to
Wonder which one he's after?



I'll donate $5- maybe we can scrape up enough to send him both, so he'll have some options
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101821 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:25 pm to


Far from new. Robert Tilton, for one, was doing this shite back in the 80s.
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