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re: Was Al Bundy gay?

Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
1699 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 8:55 pm to
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Al hated dicks so much, he was disgusted by his own.


Not so sure about that

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78264 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

No gay guy has ever scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.




Aaron Rodgers says Hi!
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
9044 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 9:45 pm to
Sounds like OP has the hots for Al
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35930 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34322 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 12:17 am to
Remember when we used to cheer Al for taking a shite? Liberals took this from us
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14532 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:11 am to
Pretty obvious who gave the op the upvote
This post was edited on 8/7/22 at 7:13 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41369 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 7:22 am to


Would then and would now.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19570 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 8:23 am to
quote:

He hates having sex with his wife


You've apparently never been married to one who wants to frick all the time, it gets old after 10 or so years especially when it takes 45 minutes for her to get a nut.

Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 8:34 am to
quote:

But he loved looking at young hot girls


This is pretty much the opposite of gay
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22384 posts
Posted on 8/7/22 at 9:14 am to
quote:

you suggesting the founder of NO MA'AM and the number one customer at the Jiggly Room was a homo?


Yeah, Al Bundy was so gay that he went ultra hetero just to throw everyone off.
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
505 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 10:17 am to
And didn't he like the nudie bar? And his favorite magazine was "Big Un's".
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26980 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 10:35 am to
This guy? No way...

Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29135 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 10:38 am to
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He didn't hate sex he hated sex with his wife. Difference.




i was too young at the time to understand the nuance of it, but it wasn't that he didn't like sex, it was that peggy annoyed him and spent all his money and was a terrible wife.



if anything, it was the greatest example of:

quote:


no matter how hot (or horny) she is, somebody, somewhere, was tired of her bullshite.
Posted by keltonAve
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2022
202 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 10:47 am to

wha?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
25008 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 11:11 am to
Yeah, if that show was made today, he probably would be a trans freak and he would be Secretary of Defense instead of a shoe saleman.
This post was edited on 8/8/22 at 11:26 am
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3154 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Was Al Bundy gay?


You figured it out. It's where South Park got inspiration for this character.

Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 11:19 am to
Representation of the Coolidge effect, one facet of which is that males - even healthy males with normal sex drives - will lose interest in sex if they keep the same partner for an extended period of time. This is a measurable effect that has been observed in multiple species.

The cure for the loss of sex drive is the introduction of a new partner, but for some reason women never seem to go for the "the best way to get me interested in you again is for me to sleep with someone else" approach.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15469 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 11:37 am to
I watched about 6 hours of the old "Married With Children" episodes a few nights ago when I couldn't sleep and it covered some of the first 2 seasons.

The acting was really pretty bad in those early episodes and doesn't hold up too well.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96920 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 12:17 pm to
Al wanted a wife who was June Cleaver at home in addition to looks. Instead, “Agent Red” was a lazy shopaholic who couldn’t boil water.

Being stuck with someone who totally disgusted him by her actions is why sex was such a chore for him.

Didn’t help that her getting pregnant with Kelly, resulting in the Wanker family forcing a shotgun wedding, closed off a lot of options for him.


Al wasn’t gay for Pete but heavily appreciated what Pete did for Andy, as that was exactly what he wanted in a wife outside the bedroom.
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