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Was Al Bundy gay?

Posted on 8/6/22 at 2:52 pm
Posted by kjntgr
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 2:52 pm
He hates having sex with his wife

But he loved looking at young hot girls, was that all a cover?
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 2:55 pm to
Man what?
Posted by stout
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 2:58 pm to
Are you suggesting the founder of NO MA'AM and the number one customer at the Jiggly Room was a homo?

Posted by kjntgr
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 2:59 pm to
Why did he hate HETERO sexual sex?
Posted by sorantable
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:02 pm to
Al hated dicks so much, he was disgusted by his own.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:05 pm to
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Why did he hate HETERO sexual sex?



He just hated his wife.

You are also forgetting the one Memorial Day cookout, when they used the ashes of Marci's dead aunt, that he wore Peg out with sex and the one time Kelly mixed her concoction called Bleen and it turned Al, with his luscious head of hair, into a sex machine.
Posted by Flair Chops
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:11 pm to
Al was all about the pussy, just not peg's
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:14 pm to
He spent his life putting shoes on ugly fat women and then had to come home to Peggy and the only other woman he saw on a regular basis was chicken-legs Marcy-Darcy.

Al wasn't gay...but his life choices were certainly driving him in that direction. He was surrounded by awful women. Ergo his adult version of the Little Rascal's He-Man Women Haters Club. No Ma'am.
This post was edited on 8/6/22 at 3:17 pm
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:19 pm to
I appreciate alternative theories and new ways of looking at things but this one is DOA.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:23 pm to
No gay guy has ever scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.
Posted by ODP
Conroe
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

He hates having sex with his wife


Tell me you haven't been married ten plus years without telling me...
This post was edited on 8/6/22 at 3:59 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:41 pm to
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You are also forgetting the one Memorial Day cookout, when they used the ashes of Marci's dead aunt, that he wore Peg out with sex and the one time Kelly mixed her concoction called Bleen and it turned Al, with his luscious head of hair, into a sex machine.

Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:41 pm to
Best episode ever was when he and Peggy had the big fight and he went to stay with his bachelor buddy. They go out drinking and bring home two hot stewardesses.

His buddy goes in the bedroom to hang one and the other makes it obvious she is ready to go. Al breaks down and tells the luscious blonde he is "married with children" and she says "So?"

Show ends with him rushing into the house with an anxious Peg on the couch. Al pulls a blonde wig out of a paper bag and tells her "put this on and get upstairs." Definitely not gay.
Posted by TigerMyth36
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:44 pm to
He did tag Peg about 6 times on that labor day episode.
Posted by WestSideTiger
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 3:48 pm to
He’d love anything that cooked for him.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 4:06 pm to
Marcy was a lez and was pegging Jefferson. Steve wasn’t about that life.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 4:11 pm to
When Tony the barber died he had to go to a salon. But he ran to a fire hydrant to wash the gay away.

On the other hand, he wanted Pete to stick around instead of helping Pete win Andy back.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

But he loved looking at young hot girls


No straight man enjoys that!
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

No gay guy has ever scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.


Johnny Manziel did go to Texas A&M
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/6/22 at 7:48 pm to
He didn't hate sex he hated sex with his wife. Difference.
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