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kjntgr
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Was Al Bundy gay?

He hates having sex with his wife

But he loved looking at young hot girls, was that all a cover?


CBandits82
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Man what?


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stout
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Are you suggesting the founder of NO MA'AM and the number one customer at the Jiggly Room was a homo?



kjntgr
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Why did he hate HETERO sexual sex?


sorantable
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Al hated dicks so much, he was disgusted by his own.


stout
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Why did he hate HETERO sexual sex?



He just hated his wife.

You are also forgetting the one Memorial Day cookout, when they used the ashes of Marci's dead aunt, that he wore Peg out with sex and the one time Kelly mixed her concoction called Bleen and it turned Al, with his luscious head of hair, into a sex machine.


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Al was all about the pussy, just not peg's


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mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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He spent his life putting shoes on ugly fat women and then had to come home to Peggy and the only other woman he saw on a regular basis was chicken-legs Marcy-Darcy.

Al wasn't gay...but his life choices were certainly driving him in that direction. He was surrounded by awful women. Ergo his adult version of the Little Rascal's He-Man Women Haters Club. No Ma'am.
This post was edited on 8/6 at 3:17 pm


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biglego
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I appreciate alternative theories and new ways of looking at things but this one is DOA.


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rexorotten
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No gay guy has ever scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.


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quote:

He hates having sex with his wife


Tell me you haven't been married ten plus years without telling me...
This post was edited on 8/6 at 3:59 pm


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blueboy
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You are also forgetting the one Memorial Day cookout, when they used the ashes of Marci's dead aunt, that he wore Peg out with sex and the one time Kelly mixed her concoction called Bleen and it turned Al, with his luscious head of hair, into a sex machine.



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jbgleason
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Best episode ever was when he and Peggy had the big fight and he went to stay with his bachelor buddy. They go out drinking and bring home two hot stewardesses.

His buddy goes in the bedroom to hang one and the other makes it obvious she is ready to go. Al breaks down and tells the luscious blonde he is "married with children" and she says "So?"

Show ends with him rushing into the house with an anxious Peg on the couch. Al pulls a blonde wig out of a paper bag and tells her "put this on and get upstairs." Definitely not gay.


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TigerMyth36
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He did tag Peg about 6 times on that labor day episode.


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WestSideTiger
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He’d love anything that cooked for him.



S
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Marcy was a lez and was pegging Jefferson. Steve wasn’t about that life.


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Bestbank Tiger
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When Tony the barber died he had to go to a salon. But he ran to a fire hydrant to wash the gay away.

On the other hand, he wanted Pete to stick around instead of helping Pete win Andy back.


SouthEasternKaiju
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But he loved looking at young hot girls


No straight man enjoys that!


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Jizzy08
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No gay guy has ever scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game.


Johnny Manziel did go to Texas A&M


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Napoleon
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He didn't hate sex he hated sex with his wife. Difference.


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