Ever hit a Moose

That time he told me Wally World was closed, you better believe I did.

is this a fat chick thread?

Got the badge for it.

No but I saw the immediate aftereffects of a juvenile vs car. Happened right outside my grandparents house and the car right behind them stopped to help & sought assistance from the closest house (my grandparents). This was in the woods of Maine in the 90s so cell phones were not a thing yet. The town police or maybe the game warden let my grandpa keep the fresh kill, so he called up my uncle to help him string it up and cut it for the freezer. I still remember when they cut into the moose and the blood was so warm there was steam coming off the bucket.

Scary think about an adult moose is that, in a sedan, their bellies are at windshield level.

No. I was drunk enough but she was too tall.















IWHI though.

I hit a Moose knuckle once

Never hit a moose. Hit a kangaroo once. A big red will really frick up your car. I got lucky and only hit the head. Still did some solid damage, though.

I thought about it then decided better not after checking the Moose Knuckles. Wait what...

Best friend hit one. If his wife was in the car she would have been killed. Went through the passenger seat to the back seat.