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The best way to get out of jury duty?
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:50 am
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:50 am
The government and justice system that I think are criminal and a joke have summoned me to appear. Help me get out of this shite. Tia
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Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:51 am to BigOrangeBri
Or, you know, you could do your civic duty and either convict a criminal or set an innocent person free?
I know, I know. Radical thinking.
I know, I know. Radical thinking.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:51 am to BigOrangeBri
Subtly imply that you're racist
But yea, just do your duty like a normal person.
But yea, just do your duty like a normal person.
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 10:52 am
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:51 am to BigOrangeBri
quote:
The government and justice system that I think are criminal and a joke have summoned me to appear. Help me get out of this shite. Tia
Lead with that. Let us know how it works out.
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 10:52 am
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:51 am to BigOrangeBri
Show up and do your best Golden nugget and OT impression.
ie say you hate jews and blacks
ie say you hate jews and blacks
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:51 am to BigOrangeBri
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The best way to get out of jury duty?
Show up drunk...
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:52 am to BigOrangeBri
Do your part yo further the great reset by setting a guilty POS free. I know you have it in you, baw!
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:52 am to BigOrangeBri
quote:
The best way to get out of jury duty?
Show up and not get picked.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:53 am to BigOrangeBri
Just don't show up, like half the others who get called.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:53 am to BigOrangeBri
Find a pregnant girl, bring her into the courtroom, and say my wife is about to go into labor.
This would actually motivate me to serve more tbh, but to each their own.
quote:
The government and justice system that I think are criminal and a joke have summoned me to appear
This would actually motivate me to serve more tbh, but to each their own.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:53 am to BigOrangeBri
quote:Tell them you're a felon in another state
The government and justice system that I think are criminal and a joke have summoned me to appear. Help me get out of this shite. Tia
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:54 am to BigOrangeBri
Ask what race the perp is.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:54 am to BigOrangeBri
Draw a swastika on your forehead before you walk into the courthouse to be dismissed.
This post was edited on 7/5/22 at 11:05 am
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:54 am to BigOrangeBri
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:55 am to mikelbr
Slip the empaneling Judge a $5.00. Do it when no one else is looking.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:55 am to BigOrangeBri
Exhibit signs of narcolepsy
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:55 am to BigOrangeBri
Become a felon and render yourself ineligible to vote?
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:58 am to BigOrangeBri
When I've been summoned I show up wearing a suit, sit quietly and read my Rush Limbaugh book.
I've never been called.
The way I see it, by showing up, I'm doing my civic duty. If a lawyer wants me on the jury, I'll happily serve. But I portray myself in how I dress and what I'm reading as to how I think and will vote in their trial. Up to them to decide if they want me.
I've never been called.
The way I see it, by showing up, I'm doing my civic duty. If a lawyer wants me on the jury, I'll happily serve. But I portray myself in how I dress and what I'm reading as to how I think and will vote in their trial. Up to them to decide if they want me.
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:58 am to BigOrangeBri
Well, if you think the justice system is a joke, maybe you should try to do your part to fix it by being on a jury 
Posted on 7/5/22 at 11:00 am to BigOrangeBri
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