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What are you doing to prepare for the upcoming food shortages?

Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:41 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14927 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:41 am
Black dude says trouble ahead



I've been collecting sugar and duck sauce packets. I've easily got 600 calories stockpiled and I've only been going for 2 months. You've been warned, don't come begging me for duck sauce because you sat on your hands. Start now asking for extra horsey sauce at Arby's or bbq sauce at Chic-fil-a.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12886 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:41 am to
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What are you doing to prepare for the upcoming food shortages?


Shitting less
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5193 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:42 am to
That guy looks like Robert Downey Jr in character again
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14927 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:43 am to
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Shitting less




Oxycontin?
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
31065 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:44 am to
Boiling crawfish this weekend.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:45 am to
Taking up cannibalism
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12886 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:46 am to
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Oxycontin?


Monterey Jack
This post was edited on 5/14/22 at 10:48 am
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10291 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:48 am to
Waiting for gov to start rationing food. A dozen Buffalo wings will now come in packs of 8, but you’ll have the benefit of paying more!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17122 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:49 am to
Sneak into the BR zoo at night and harvesting fresh animal meat
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14927 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:51 am to
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Monterey Jack




Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3966 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:51 am to
I've got enough fat on reserve to last me awhile.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16294 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:54 am to
Yep. These skinny dudes gonna be in a bind.
Posted by Landmass
Member since Jun 2013
18227 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:57 am to
You need protein, not sugar.
Posted by EthicalHedonist
Member since Mar 2020
316 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 10:59 am to
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
1415 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:02 am to
The average American is well prepared. Been stocking up reserves for decades. Those with a BMI of 25 or less will be in trouble.
Posted by Cajun75
Member since Mar 2022
607 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:04 am to
My Patriot Food Supply.....Bongino swears by it.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41286 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:09 am to
quote:

He is calling on the federal government to give financial aid to farmers to help at least mitigate some of the increased costs they are seeing, which would ultimately lead to higher prices for consumers.

“Farming isn’t Republican. It isn’t Democrat. It isn’t independent. It’s food,” Boyd Jr. said. “Land is neutral. My grandfather said land knows no color. It doesn’t know any party. If we do what we need to do, we can produce the food.”



Courts block Biden's aid to farms, because its racist


quote:

A federal judge has put the brakes on a nearly $4 billion Biden administration effort intended to provide debt relief to farmers of color, noting that the program doesn’t even consider the financial status of applicants — just their race.

The relief program, launched in March under Biden’s American Rescue Plan Act, paid up to 120 percent of the loans for farmers or ranchers who are black, Hispanic, Latino, American Indian or Alaskan native and Asian American or Pacific Islander.

The $3.8 billion initiative drew an April lawsuit in Wisconsin Federal Court by 12 white farmers and ranchers from nine states — who said they were excluded from the program due to their race.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262997 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:11 am to
Freezer full of halibut and salmon.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:11 am to
Reading cannibalism blogs
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/14/22 at 11:12 am to
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got 600 calories stockpiled
that's not even a meal
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