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Protip: Don't go camping with Andy Dick
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:30 pm
Baw woke up with pants around his ankles and his butt smelling of "artificial smells" (lube)
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Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday for felony sexual battery, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office has confirmed to Page Six.
Sgt. Scott Steinle told us police received a call at around 9 a.m. local time from a campground facility in O’Neill Regional Park in California. They believe the call was placed by the alleged victim of the sexual assault, who is an adult male.
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Around the 3:10 mark of a clip from the livestream, a disoriented “JJ” can be heard telling another person in the recreational vehicle what he claims occurred.
He says hesitantly, “I was just in bed right now, and I smelled certain parts of my body … [I was] in the other RV with Andy, and … the last thing I remember, we were on the phone with his fiancée … I smelled parts of myself and they smell like artificial smells.”
The streamer then alleged that he thought he had lotion or lube-like substance in his butt.
Around the 5:29:00 mark of the original livestream, “JJ” attempts to confront Dick, but the comedian appears more concerned with his drugs.
“Did you take my cocaine?” he asks the streamer, who replies, “No, I didn’t even take it whenever it was offered.”
“JJ” then asks, “Why did you assault me in my sleep?” to which Dick responds, “I never assaulted you in your sleep. Can you leave me alone?
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:31 pm to jatilen
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Andy Dick
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Dick
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to jatilen
Man, we all heard that joke coming up. I guess it was true
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:36 pm to jatilen
Though I've never met Andy Dick, I've had a don't go camping with Andy Dick policy in place for over a decade.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:39 pm to jatilen
Don't go camping with a turd burglar.
FIFY
FIFY
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:39 pm to jatilen
Mikelbr just found his new camping buddy
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:44 pm to jatilen
Obviously baw don’t know the difference between a Dick and a hotdog. I’m sure he’s been camping many times
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:45 pm to jatilen
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Protip: Don't go camping with Andy Dick
Well, there goes my plans for the summer!
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:48 pm to jatilen
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Andy Dick
Isn’t this character a serial offender?
Why is it out walking around in society?
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:51 pm to jatilen
I never wanted to go anywhere with Andy Dick
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:52 pm to jatilen
Anyone who knows about him knows this.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:52 pm to jatilen
Butt rape aside, doing cocaine or anything really with Andy Dick sounds miserable.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:53 pm to jatilen
I bet he’s on his A-comedy game in lockup.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:57 pm to jatilen
This reminds me of a filthy old joke that ends in "You wanna go camping?"
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:58 pm to jatilen
I liked the time John Lovitz smashed Andy Dick's face into a bar.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:58 pm to jatilen
Jon Lovitz did God's work knocking him out
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:59 pm to jatilen
Maybe he should change his name to Randy Dick.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:01 pm to jatilen
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Baw woke up with pants around his ankles and his butt smelling of "artificial smells" (lube)
Baw(ette) woke up regretted his choices and spun a yarn.
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