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MS city mourning death of beloved rooster, arrest made for his murder

Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:26 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64810 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:26 am
Carl the Rooster has been murdered.

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The murder of a celebrity rooster in a small city in Mississippi has sparked outrage, outpourings of adoration, promises of revenge, murals in memory of the animal - and a population in mourning. The bird, named Carl, was a mainstay on the streets of Ocean Springs - a scenic city of 18,000 on Mississippi's Gulf coast.


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He was known to strut about town, spinning a regular route that involved a morning stop at the local bagel shop, sips of water at a few coffee shops and even a visit to classes at the fitness center.

The rooster was personable and friendly, approaching people and posing for photographs, and nestling down for naps on regular railing perches throughout town.


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But Carl was snatched from his perch before being killed by a female corrections officer and later dumped in a parking lot. His body is still missing.

News of Carl's death was met with an outpouring of public adoration perhaps unseen in the region since the death of Elvis. Wreaths of carnations were laid on perches where Carl liked to sleep, and by the doorways of shops he frequented. Children wrote letters of love to Carl and taped them in windows throughout the city, and a local artist began a mural in the rooster's memory.


The victim


The accused

Daily Mail
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67506 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:27 am to
Red Lives Matter

Cocks Matter
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1223 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:29 am to
frick that bitch


RIP Carl
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
4471 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:29 am to
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This post was edited on 5/21/22 at 11:52 am
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:30 am to
I want to say a certain word that starts with a C and rhymes with "stunt" but don't want to get banned.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:31 am to
Must be a lesbian. She hates the cock.
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
13371 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:32 am to
I've been following this story from the beginning.

It's hilarious and confusing.

What did this woman have against that cock
Posted by Buckeye Fan 19
Member since Dec 2007
36166 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:32 am to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:33 am to
Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
989 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:35 am to
quote:

He was known to strut about town, spinning a regular route that involved a morning stop at the local bagel shop, sips of water at a few coffee shops and even a visit to classes at the fitness center.


When I tried to do this with my cock in Ocean Springs, I got arrested.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15369 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:36 am to
Only in Mississippi
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86562 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:37 am to
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Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?


you can say count. People just want to get upvotes sometimes by saying "I want to [insert some action] but I don't want to get banned!"
Posted by Tigers13
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2005
1758 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:38 am to
1. What a heartless bitch. I hope she rots somewhere.

2. Everything eats chickens. How did this thing survive free range in a town without a racoon or fox getting it?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423480 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:39 am to
Was in OS last weekend and the sadness was palpable. They had a memorial downtown.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36637 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:41 am to
Didn't they torture the poor thing?
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:43 am to
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77414 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:46 am to
People got too much goddamn time on their hands.

There is no rational reason for murdering a rooster at 3 am unless you literally have nothing else to do.

And no rooster should make you that mad unless you have no other cares in the world.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1223 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:46 am to
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Was in OS last weekend


So was I. RIP signs everywhere
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Wait, now they’re banning people here for certain words?



fr33 got banned a while back for (accurately) using that word to describe AOC.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155927 posts
Posted on 5/5/22 at 9:52 am to


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