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‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:17 pm
I don't even know what to say.
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A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer four years ago said he’s now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her.
Akihiko Kondo, 38, was dating Hatsune Miku — depicted in pop culture as a 16-year-old with turquoise hair — for a decade before they had an unofficial wedding ceremony in 2018. Kondo — one of many who identifies as “fictosexual,” or someone who is sexually attracted to fictional characters — spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300, on the nuptials, but his family did not attend.
Now married for four years, Kondo, 38, said his relationship has hit a roadblock: He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:18 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Hatsune Miku
She’s no hologram Tupac, that’s for damn sure.

This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:20 pm to LSUDVM1999
This is perfectly normal behavior in Japan
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm to LSUDVM1999
frick this fictosexual earth.
Damn, I'm almost a Japanese millionaire
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spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300
Damn, I'm almost a Japanese millionaire
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm to LSUDVM1999
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He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:24 pm to LSUDVM1999
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He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.
Sounds like he's running Microsoft - might want to switch to Apple.
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to LSUDVM1999
Japanese people are fricking weird
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to MoarKilometers
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Damn, I'm almost a Japanese millionaire
*millyenaire
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to LSUDVM1999
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now struggles to bond with her
No one truly bonds with a woman. You learn to give up on your television program to watch hers (The Bachelorette/Bachelor) in the game of ever diminishing returns that is making her happy in return for sex.
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:27 pm to LSUDVM1999
Where is the asteroid?, God.
Go on and yeet it into the earth
Go on and yeet it into the earth
This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:37 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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You learn to give up on your television program to watch hers (The Bachelorette/Bachelor)
The hell you do. Find something you like that is also enjoyable to her
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:39 pm to LSUDVM1999
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‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her
so do the software developers get half of everything he owns in the divorce?
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:41 pm to LSUDVM1999
That’s a shame. I hope things work out.
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:42 pm to TheWalrus
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This is perfectly normal behavior in Japan
It's super fricking not
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:44 pm to LSUDVM1999
Dude, Asian males are so pathetic that even HailHailToMichigan or OweO would get laid over there.
Posted on 4/26/22 at 9:07 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Hatsune Miku
Nudes on reddit
This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 9:08 pm
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