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‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her

Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:17 pm
Posted by LSUDVM1999
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:17 pm
I don't even know what to say.

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A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer four years ago said he’s now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her.

Akihiko Kondo, 38, was dating Hatsune Miku — depicted in pop culture as a 16-year-old with turquoise hair — for a decade before they had an unofficial wedding ceremony in 2018. Kondo — one of many who identifies as “fictosexual,” or someone who is sexually attracted to fictional characters — spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300, on the nuptials, but his family did not attend.

Now married for four years, Kondo, 38, said his relationship has hit a roadblock: He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.


Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:18 pm to
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Hatsune Miku


She’s no hologram Tupac, that’s for damn sure.



This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46136 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:20 pm to
This is perfectly normal behavior in Japan
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20614 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm to
frick this fictosexual earth.
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spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300

Damn, I'm almost a Japanese millionaire
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120245 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:22 pm to
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He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:24 pm to
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He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.


Sounds like he's running Microsoft - might want to switch to Apple.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to
Japanese people are fricking weird
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to
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Damn, I'm almost a Japanese millionaire


*millyenaire
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:25 pm to
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now struggles to bond with her


No one truly bonds with a woman. You learn to give up on your television program to watch hers (The Bachelorette/Bachelor) in the game of ever diminishing returns that is making her happy in return for sex.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:27 pm to
Where is the asteroid?, God.

Go on and yeet it into the earth
This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 8:28 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20614 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:31 pm to
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*millyenaire

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133453 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:37 pm to
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You learn to give up on your television program to watch hers (The Bachelorette/Bachelor)



The hell you do. Find something you like that is also enjoyable to her
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:39 pm to
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‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her


so do the software developers get half of everything he owns in the divorce?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58672 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:41 pm to
That’s a shame. I hope things work out.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31675 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

This is perfectly normal behavior in Japan


It's super fricking not
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 8:44 pm to
Dude, Asian males are so pathetic that even HailHailToMichigan or OweO would get laid over there.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9964 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 9:07 pm to
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Hatsune Miku





Nudes on reddit


This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 9:08 pm
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