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Disney Marvel: Spider-Man girlfriend Mary Jane Watson to be tortured & killed

Posted on 4/24/22 at 4:56 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 4:56 pm
Yep, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man will have to deal with his longtime girlfriend Mary Jane Watson not only being killed, but skinned alive.

In an upcoming marvel comic edition , a villain will go Buffalo Bill on Mary Jane and end up wearing her skin as a suit.

This is how woke they comics have become. They are not going to allow you to enjoy anything from the past. Not only that , you will be forced to see your childhood memories be raped and sodomized.

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This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 7:51 pm
Posted by BigAppleTiger
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 4:59 pm to
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15870 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:01 pm to
It really is impressive that way people can link anything to woke politics. Well done
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 6:42 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150867 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:04 pm to
In what world does that explanation = woke?

Jesus. I hate woke shite as much as anybody, but people who try to cram it into every single thing are annoying as frick.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:07 pm to
Great, something else for Spider-Man to angst and cry over. It'll probably lead him to quit for 75th time.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14427 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Not only that , you will be forced to see your childhood memories be raped and sodomized.


That’s like inception for Jody Plauche.



Please don’t slap me JP.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
71245 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:11 pm to
So where's the link?
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:36 pm to
Some are y’all are obsessed with this shite and need some real help.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

In an upcoming marvel comic edition , a villain will go Buffalo Bill on Mary Jane and end up wearing her skin as a suit. This is how woke they comics have become. They are not going to allow you to enjoy anything from the past


1. Not sure that’s what being woke means

2. It’s a comic book. She might be back alive like nothing ever happened in the next story.
Posted by Linoge
Member since Jun 2013
1683 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:49 pm to
I assume this is the white version of Mary Jane that gets skinned?

Got to kill off those pesky white characters somehow. Might as well skin them alive as payback for being born.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5909 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:51 pm to
On the bright side, this opens the door for Spiderman to date transgender eskimos.
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:54 pm to
Wait long term gf? You mean wife right? They trying to capture that Gwen Stacey magic? Already seen it and done with it.

Kyle Rayner GF got chopped up into pieces and put in his fridge.
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 5:55 pm
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79190 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:58 pm to
How is skinning a white female being woke though
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9971 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:10 pm to
Also this will all be a nothing burger, it was a bunch of clone skin or something of that nature. They are marvel they dont go that dark. They're not image comics.
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:00 pm to
You watched Yellow Flash didn't you?

This dipshit doesn't even know the powers of the people involved. Moira MacTaggert is not going to have to skin her alive; she's basically an AI now and can upload herself into others.

But yes, let's all get angry about something that isn't going to happen.

Also, does violence against women scream "woke" to you? Really?
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
4407 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:07 pm to
Seems opposite of woke? If it was woke Mary Jane would become Marty John
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48896 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:20 pm to
Skinning someone alive is woke? You need professional help.
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
7531 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:37 pm to
Where's the Link?
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36240 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

This is how woke they comics have become.


So not at all? Comics kill major characters all the time.
Posted by Zach Lee To Amp Hill
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2016
4765 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 8:17 pm to
God what a whiny little bitch.
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