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Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:50 am to Langland
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:57 am to Langland
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No rules
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No weapons
I mean…..
Posted on 3/18/22 at 11:25 am to Langland
I'll give myself
Men: 20-10. I'm decently strong so will use that to my advantage. But I have no type of fighting background. Rather that be boxing, mma, wrestling, or people who got into fights every week at high school.
Women:250-115. My issue is, I don't have it in me to fully fight a women all out like I can against men. I can subdue them by trying to hold down until they tire out. Sure. But if a woman has long sharp nails, she's unfraid to kick me in the nuts, etc. I am absolutely done for. So in reality it comes down to how crazy the woman is.
Men: 20-10. I'm decently strong so will use that to my advantage. But I have no type of fighting background. Rather that be boxing, mma, wrestling, or people who got into fights every week at high school.
Women:250-115. My issue is, I don't have it in me to fully fight a women all out like I can against men. I can subdue them by trying to hold down until they tire out. Sure. But if a woman has long sharp nails, she's unfraid to kick me in the nuts, etc. I am absolutely done for. So in reality it comes down to how crazy the woman is.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 11:47 am to cable
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I don't hit women, but the one's that have tried to fight me got their asses pinned to the ground in a hurry
You say this like it was a frequent occurrence
Posted on 3/18/22 at 11:50 am to Langland
frick that, I a, too old to fight someone comes me they will catch a baseball bat or a 9mm round center mass
Posted on 3/18/22 at 12:06 pm to jchamil
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You say this like it was a frequent occurrence
I've dated a few women that liked to fight. You don't really know until you get into it with them. My goal is just to calm them the frick down before shite gets serious - and I've been pretty successful to this point.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 12:17 pm to Langland
I'm not some thug or bully so I'm not getting in a street fight.
I love to box, and I had a good record when I was in Golden Gloves. So, I can handle myself in a fight, just have no interest in getting in some street brawl.
Also, what "man" would fight a woman every day, or even at all (absent some exceptional circumstances)?
I love to box, and I had a good record when I was in Golden Gloves. So, I can handle myself in a fight, just have no interest in getting in some street brawl.
Also, what "man" would fight a woman every day, or even at all (absent some exceptional circumstances)?
Posted on 3/18/22 at 12:19 pm to Langland
No idea.
But the last fight I got into was with a midget at Harrys bar back in about 1989.
Little bastard had it coming though.
But the last fight I got into was with a midget at Harrys bar back in about 1989.
Little bastard had it coming though.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 12:21 pm to alphaandomega
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But the last fight I got into was with a midget at Harrys bar back in about 1989.
God, I'd love to fight a midget. All my fights have been with dudes as big as I am. I'd toss a midget halfway across the room. I hope someone would video it too.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 1:03 pm to Langland
Pretty sure it would look like 1-0 or 0-1 and the rest forfeited due to being on the injured reserve list.
I'm 60
I'm 60
Posted on 3/18/22 at 1:36 pm to cable
Assuming the average guy is 35ish with few skills, and I am much older with some skills...
10-10-10
Could probably defend well enough to survive with draws after both wearing down.
0-365 vs. women. Take a strike, concede and walk.
10-10-10
Could probably defend well enough to survive with draws after both wearing down.
0-365 vs. women. Take a strike, concede and walk.
This post was edited on 3/18/22 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 3/18/22 at 1:49 pm to Langland
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Street Fighting. No rules really. No weapons.
That's why I have a CCW permit. I don't care how much you lift or how much ninja shite you've learned.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 2:09 pm to LSU Coyote
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Considering I lift, BJJ and have decent cardio, I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.
Everybody's a big fricking badass until they take a straight right to their fricking nose.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 2:13 pm to LSU Coyote
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Considering I lift, BJJ and have decent cardio, I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.
You sure love to mention almost daily that you bjj. Almost ads bad as tigergirl starting statements with as a woman.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 2:13 pm to Langland
So you fight a new dude everyday. I’d imagine you lose the rest after the first kicks your arse. Since you lost, probably have a busted face, broken ribs, etc. Hell, your knuckles will give out very quickly.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 2:22 pm to grizzlylongcut
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Everybody's a big fricking badass until they take a straight right to their fricking nose.
Yes...cover/defend against the first strike (usually telegraphed and slow and fueled by alcohol), then straight to the nose, breaking nose...altercation over. Or just put them on the floor and step away.
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