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For people that insist on bringing young children to church
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:52 pm
Leave them loud little shits in the nursery! Yea you have them dressed in little suits and dresses to show them off but they’re still little devils! Nobody gives a shite how cute they are when they’re screaming, acting up, scribbling in the hymn book.
You would think when half the congregation is eyeballing you while little Chucky throws a tantrum, you could get the hint.
Get your arse up and take the little heathens outside! Everyone else is trying to hear the message!
Rant over
You would think when half the congregation is eyeballing you while little Chucky throws a tantrum, you could get the hint.
Get your arse up and take the little heathens outside! Everyone else is trying to hear the message!
Rant over
This post was edited on 3/13/22 at 1:53 pm
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Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:54 pm to HogBalls
You know the guy you worship said let the little children come to him, right?
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:54 pm to HogBalls
"frick dem kids" - Hogballs
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:54 pm to HogBalls
Typical hypocritical church goer. Jesus would hate you, baw.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:54 pm to HogBalls
Nothing like a judgey churchgoer.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:55 pm to leftyloosey
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You know the guy you worship said let the little children come to him, right?
Catholic priest really took that message to heart.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:56 pm to HogBalls
Bet you wore your best PFG shirt to church today
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:56 pm to HogBalls
“See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that their angels in heaven always see the face of my Father in heaven.
Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.
The OP is pretty much going to hell.
Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.
The OP is pretty much going to hell.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:57 pm to HogBalls
It’s church not a movie theater
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:57 pm to The Boat
You're going to hell for that.
I'm going for laughing.
I'm going for laughing.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:58 pm to HogBalls
I know right?
It’s like people don’t even read the Bible.
John 2:19
For the hungry shall follow, and will be fed by the Word of God, except for them loud little shits, who shall remain with thy nursemaids.
It’s like people don’t even read the Bible.
John 2:19
For the hungry shall follow, and will be fed by the Word of God, except for them loud little shits, who shall remain with thy nursemaids.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:59 pm to HogBalls
My mom drug four of us to church by herself back when they didn’t just ship kids off to Sunday school/day care. She got compliments about how well behaved we were.
Now that we’re older we tease her that we had an appropriate and healthy amount of fear of her so we behaved.
That weekly learning of how to sit in a pew for an hour and a half has paid dividends multiple times over.
Now that we’re older we tease her that we had an appropriate and healthy amount of fear of her so we behaved.
That weekly learning of how to sit in a pew for an hour and a half has paid dividends multiple times over.
This post was edited on 3/13/22 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 3/13/22 at 1:59 pm to leftyloosey
This public announcement is more for the parents! Control your kids! If you know he’s a little shite, leave it in the nursery till older!
Don’t be those parent everyone doesn’t want to sit by.
Don’t be those parent everyone doesn’t want to sit by.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:00 pm to HogBalls
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For people that insist on bringing young children to church
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Leave them loud little shits
You must be catholic
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:01 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.
Why do most churches have a nursery?
Hmm
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:02 pm to HogBalls
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This public announcement is more for the parents! Control your kids!
If an all powerful God can't keep them quiet in His house, how can you expect their flawed, mortal parents to?
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:03 pm to HogBalls
Yeah frick those people with young children that want to go to church right?
You sound like an upstanding Christian for sure. I'm pretty sure that was scripture "ye shall call thy crying babies devils and force them outside"
You sound like an upstanding Christian for sure. I'm pretty sure that was scripture "ye shall call thy crying babies devils and force them outside"
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:03 pm to HogBalls
I don’t think you know Jesus. Jesus is all about children and loving one another. Don’t go if it’s such a negative experience. Mass is for everyone.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:04 pm to HogBalls
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Why do most churches have a nursery?
Hmm
Do most? There are still plenty of heresies around.
Posted on 3/13/22 at 2:05 pm to The Boat
Lulz at the good Catholics downvoting the priest comments.
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