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Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:48 pm to Niner
About 2 decades ago, I got a front row seat to the lollipop show, followed by having the candy put in my mouth. I’d say that shite haunts me to this day, but what I saw multiple paying guests doing to that women later is far darker than a snatch snack.
shite is gross.
shite is gross.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:57 pm to Niner
I had the greatest Bachelor party (trip) of anyone I know and not afraid to tell anyone about it.
My best man's family member won some sweepstakes for two for all expense paid dude ranch style stay outside of Bozeman, MT. They gifted it to my best man and I. It was 7 day, 6 night and flight paid for. On the way out, we befriended a guy our age who was a college professor who taught at Montana State. We kept in contact with him and he ended up providing us with some fun arm candy from sororities when we went out on the town at night. Best man was single so he had fun. I thought country girls were only in the South and TX/OK but there are some honeys in Montana.
During the days we did a couple of dude ranch stuff like horseback riding in the high country, some real cattle driving, ziplining, hiking (including above tree line) etc. We also went off ranch and rented some Jeeps and went offroading. Same for renting mountain bikes which was my favorite. The other thing we did off ranch was fly fishing south of Livingston in the Yellowstone river. The cook at the dude ranch cooked our trout.
The two of us bro-ed it up for a week and it was the trip of a lifetime.
My best man's family member won some sweepstakes for two for all expense paid dude ranch style stay outside of Bozeman, MT. They gifted it to my best man and I. It was 7 day, 6 night and flight paid for. On the way out, we befriended a guy our age who was a college professor who taught at Montana State. We kept in contact with him and he ended up providing us with some fun arm candy from sororities when we went out on the town at night. Best man was single so he had fun. I thought country girls were only in the South and TX/OK but there are some honeys in Montana.
During the days we did a couple of dude ranch stuff like horseback riding in the high country, some real cattle driving, ziplining, hiking (including above tree line) etc. We also went off ranch and rented some Jeeps and went offroading. Same for renting mountain bikes which was my favorite. The other thing we did off ranch was fly fishing south of Livingston in the Yellowstone river. The cook at the dude ranch cooked our trout.
The two of us bro-ed it up for a week and it was the trip of a lifetime.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 5:20 pm to The Third Leg
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Costa Rica FTW.
Winner winner
Posted on 3/4/22 at 6:46 pm to Niner
We ate some acid and went to a strip climb for one. That was a weird experience.
Wildest one I went to was in New Orleans. It was a joint bachelor party between 3 guys. Rented out 2nd floor of Pat O’s. Hire strippers that made it known they were hookers. One guy who had just gotten married about a year before got really drunk and got a blow Job from one in front of everyone. We paid the hookers to do a lesbian orgy and they did not disappoint. Afterwards, one of the bachelors got sucker punched by an off duty cop outside Cat’s Meow and we spent the rest of the night in the ER for his broken jaw.
Wildest one I went to was in New Orleans. It was a joint bachelor party between 3 guys. Rented out 2nd floor of Pat O’s. Hire strippers that made it known they were hookers. One guy who had just gotten married about a year before got really drunk and got a blow Job from one in front of everyone. We paid the hookers to do a lesbian orgy and they did not disappoint. Afterwards, one of the bachelors got sucker punched by an off duty cop outside Cat’s Meow and we spent the rest of the night in the ER for his broken jaw.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 6:52 pm to The Spleen
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We ate some acid
That could explain a lot with you
Posted on 3/4/22 at 6:59 pm to SDVTiger
You sound like a prude and a real blast at parties.
Posted on 3/5/22 at 1:02 pm to Joshjrn
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So, as a point of clarification, did you get robbed by the chick giving you the dance, or a rando?
The one giving me the dance. The bouncers were kind enough to ensure I complied with her demands for all the money in my wallet. I sobered up real quick then.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:30 am to Shexter
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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth" Stripper squats on Blow Pop Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.
I was neither Stripper 2 nor the bachelor, but this. I was scared for weeks about getting mouth herpes. Also saw dudes doing some real dark shite with Stripper 1 before leaving.
Man, I really hope I wasn’t Stripper 2.
Edit 1: this was over 20 years ago (hi wife) and I wonder whatever became of this woman.
Edit 2: I hung out with bachelor not that long ago. He was a wise man and got the frick out of dodge as soon as the stripper entered. He is still married.
This post was edited on 7/11/22 at 10:35 am
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:38 am to SamaraJoyce
I didn't actually attend this bachelor party because it occurred before I met this crew , But I've heard the same story from at least 4 of the guys that were there. About 10 guys going on a bachelor party hired a couple strippers to go with them to a house at the lake. By the time they got there the strippers were so drunk they quickly passed out.. The guys rolled up some dollar bills With cocaine and blew it up the strippers noses To wake them up. Once they were awake they started the lezbo show on the living room floor. Next thing you know one of the guys grabbed a banana from the kitchen and joins the show fricking the girls with the banana. This leads to half the guys getting naked and gang banging these 2 strippers.....
Six months later One of the guys had a guilty conscience and confessed to his wife. This led to several phone calls to the other wives And at least a couple of divorces that I know of were the result.
Six months later One of the guys had a guilty conscience and confessed to his wife. This led to several phone calls to the other wives And at least a couple of divorces that I know of were the result.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:48 am to TwoFace
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Six months later One of the guys had a guilty conscience and confessed to his wife. This led to several phone calls to the other wives And at least a couple of divorces that I know of were the result.
Have no issue with the strip club, but the private strippers thing seems to lead to nothing but trouble.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:51 am to Shexter
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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth" Stripper squats on Blow Pop Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:54 am to Niner
Stripper (in Nola) asked me for my number as we were leaving. I gave her my email address. This was about 10 years ago.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 10:56 am to Shexter
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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth"
Stripper squats on Blow Pop
Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.
We did that too! I haven't seen a blow pop with a peanut on it to this day. Must have been a limited edition one or something.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:09 am to TwoFace
Six months later One of the guys had a guilty conscience and confessed to his wife. This led to several phone calls to the other wives And at least a couple of divorces that I know of were the result.
You just can't trust anybody with your frick ups. Sooner or later it comes out, and my life is too damn short to have things like that hanging over my head.
You just can't trust anybody with your frick ups. Sooner or later it comes out, and my life is too damn short to have things like that hanging over my head.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:10 am to LouisianaLady
Three of the guys in the group were brothers, all married with kids. The brother with guilty conscience didn't even participate in the gang banging. He went hid in his room when shite got crazy. The other two brothers are the divorces I know of following the confession.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:12 am to Niner
the bachelorette starts tonight and i am so excited
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:14 am to Niner
We hired a stripper. When she got there she pulled a .38 out of her purse and said "no funny business." She hooked up with one of the groomsmen afterward so I guess it turned out alright.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:14 am to DesScorp
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The people you want to ask are the bartenders and bouncers that work these things
First memory that comes to mind from my bartending days is having to ask a bachelorette party to leave after the drunk bachelorette was giving some random guy a handy under the bar top. This was around 6pm on a Saturday, not a great view for those trying to have dinner.
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