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Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:12 am to Niner
the bachelorette starts tonight and i am so excited
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:14 am to Niner
We hired a stripper. When she got there she pulled a .38 out of her purse and said "no funny business." She hooked up with one of the groomsmen afterward so I guess it turned out alright.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 11:29 am to Niner
2 instances but nothing really wild. One was my buddy was blackout drunk at a strip club. The strippers got him on stage with 2 of them wrapping their legs around him where he couldn’t move and a couple more borrowed some of the guys belts in our group and whipped the crap out of him. He was so drunk he didn’t realize it till next morning when he woke up with welts on his backside. We took him home afterwards and he said he hurt like hell the next morning and didn’t know why. I would of been pissed if it was me but was hilarious watching someone else.
Next one we went to Beale St. for another one and my buddy tried to hook up with a girl and followed her back to her room and got lost trying to leave so we had the cab driver driving around that Beale St area trying to find him.
Next one we went to Beale St. for another one and my buddy tried to hook up with a girl and followed her back to her room and got lost trying to leave so we had the cab driver driving around that Beale St area trying to find him.
Posted on 7/11/22 at 1:28 pm to Niner
Ended up at a bachelor party in the Rice area back in the 90’s; don’t remember my connection with the groom. Two chicks walk in and start a show in the middle of the living room. It was the salad sisters. They used toys and food (fruit/veggies/dairy) during the show; encouraging participation. Just glad this was the time before smartphones.
They gave private shows upstairs afterward. It was funny to watch guys sneak upstairs and try not to be seen.
These chicks got caught up in a sting operation in Houston and gave up several locally known names from their contacts. I think I remember a Broadmoor QB’s name coming out.
They gave private shows upstairs afterward. It was funny to watch guys sneak upstairs and try not to be seen.
These chicks got caught up in a sting operation in Houston and gave up several locally known names from their contacts. I think I remember a Broadmoor QB’s name coming out.
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:47 pm to Niner
Mine was in Amsterdam
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:53 pm to Niner
Well I’m damn sure not posting it here
Posted on 11/26/23 at 3:59 pm to Niner
22 guys in a 10 million dollar 5 story beach house. We each paid about $300 for 4 nights.
Great food was made and lots of liquor/beer/cocaine. I pulled over on the drive home shortly after I left Monday morning and threw my guts out on the side of the interstate. I even had a good samaritan pull over and check on me. I didnt recover until thursday of that work week. Called in on Tuesday I remember.
Good frickin times. I miss my 20s.
Great food was made and lots of liquor/beer/cocaine. I pulled over on the drive home shortly after I left Monday morning and threw my guts out on the side of the interstate. I even had a good samaritan pull over and check on me. I didnt recover until thursday of that work week. Called in on Tuesday I remember.
Good frickin times. I miss my 20s.
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:17 pm to Niner
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Let's hear your best bachelor or bachelorette party stories - either one's you've attended or one's you've heard about.
Posted on 11/26/23 at 4:23 pm to Niner
Bachelor/Bachelorette parties are trashy.
If you are truly in love to the point where you are committing to another person for life then why are you out groping (or more) strippers?
If you are truly in love to the point where you are committing to another person for life then why are you out groping (or more) strippers?
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:39 pm to Niner
I’m the one who told the soon be bride that her soon to be husband fricked some random girl in Destin after the bar one night.
Posted on 11/26/23 at 6:46 pm to Niner
Posted on 11/26/23 at 7:10 pm to Niner
All strip clubs except for my brother-in-law. We went to a bar for that one.
Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:17 pm to Niner
If your girl is out groping, if now blowing, random strippers the night before y'all are taking your wedding vows then she is not worth wifing.
I can't believe that there are men so weak and pathetic that they would allow such nonsense.
Generation of simps.
They probably don't care about her triple digit body count either.
And people wonder why the divorce rate is 56 percent.
I can't believe that there are men so weak and pathetic that they would allow such nonsense.
Generation of simps.
They probably don't care about her triple digit body count either.
And people wonder why the divorce rate is 56 percent.
This post was edited on 11/26/23 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:27 pm to Niner
Went to one where we hired a stripper. She pulled a .38 out of her purse and announced "no funny business."
Posted on 11/26/23 at 10:35 pm to Niner
Skiing in Breckenridge. Doing physical activities has made for good parties.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 8:11 am to Niner
The whole concept is strange to me.
If you’re getting married then obviously you’re not single. So how is fricking a stripper at the party ok?
If you’re getting married then obviously you’re not single. So how is fricking a stripper at the party ok?
Posted on 4/3/24 at 8:11 am to Niner
Cabo + Pedregal villa, thank me later.
Mango Deck’s day drinking rivals an Oktoberfest tent in Munich.
Mango Deck’s day drinking rivals an Oktoberfest tent in Munich.
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 8:18 am
Posted on 4/3/24 at 8:25 am to Niner
Mine was in NOLA. Early 2000’s.
Just drank too much. Sketchiest thing was the hotel location. Too close to Rampart. Appeared to be just over the line to scary.
The ONLY benefit to strip clubs and the strippers is you are less likely to frick a stripper. At least with my cheap arse and cheap friends. Not dropping that kind of cash for a strip club “encounter”.
Bars are much more trouble with a bachelor party mentality. You can easily meet up with real women who are just as eager to frick around. That’s the only positive to a strip club. Unless you and your group of friends have dabbled in prostitution, you’re not getting fricked by a stripper.
Just drank too much. Sketchiest thing was the hotel location. Too close to Rampart. Appeared to be just over the line to scary.
The ONLY benefit to strip clubs and the strippers is you are less likely to frick a stripper. At least with my cheap arse and cheap friends. Not dropping that kind of cash for a strip club “encounter”.
Bars are much more trouble with a bachelor party mentality. You can easily meet up with real women who are just as eager to frick around. That’s the only positive to a strip club. Unless you and your group of friends have dabbled in prostitution, you’re not getting fricked by a stripper.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 8:49 am to Niner
I've told this story before, but this was at my bachelor party back in 2004:
As a young lad, I was a huge fan of The Crow. I had read the comic and was obsessed with the movie when it came out. I had a Crow poster on my wall, and a few Crow t-shirts. I bought the movie on VHS when it came out and would watch it often.
Many years later it was my bachelor party and we wound up at Visions - as bachelor parties often do.
Visions has a thing where you can pay to have someone pulled on stage by the strippers, and they pull your clothes off and basically beat the shite out of you.
My friends did that to me. I was so drunk that I didn't care.
After being beaten by a bunch of strippers, they pulled me back stage so I can put my clothes back on. The girls all signed a Visions shirt. But signed it with their stripper names like "Sparkle" and "Gem Stone' or whatever it is strippers call themselves.
One of the girls, who had a goth theme going on, signed the shirt "True Love Always, Shelly Webster." Shelly Webster was the girlfriend of Eric in The Crow movie, for those who don't know. Her brutal murder is why he came back from the dead for revenge.
She said "You probably don't even know who Shelly Webster is."
As drunk as I was, I looked her dead in the eye and said "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
She basically melted on the spot. I'm pretty sure I could have taken her home that night.
As a young lad, I was a huge fan of The Crow. I had read the comic and was obsessed with the movie when it came out. I had a Crow poster on my wall, and a few Crow t-shirts. I bought the movie on VHS when it came out and would watch it often.
Many years later it was my bachelor party and we wound up at Visions - as bachelor parties often do.
Visions has a thing where you can pay to have someone pulled on stage by the strippers, and they pull your clothes off and basically beat the shite out of you.
My friends did that to me. I was so drunk that I didn't care.
After being beaten by a bunch of strippers, they pulled me back stage so I can put my clothes back on. The girls all signed a Visions shirt. But signed it with their stripper names like "Sparkle" and "Gem Stone' or whatever it is strippers call themselves.
One of the girls, who had a goth theme going on, signed the shirt "True Love Always, Shelly Webster." Shelly Webster was the girlfriend of Eric in The Crow movie, for those who don't know. Her brutal murder is why he came back from the dead for revenge.
She said "You probably don't even know who Shelly Webster is."
As drunk as I was, I looked her dead in the eye and said "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
She basically melted on the spot. I'm pretty sure I could have taken her home that night.
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