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re: Let he who has not killed a friend over a jar of mayonnaise cast the first stone

Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:00 am to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90537 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Has anyone heard from toof lately?



that m'fer deserved what he got.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79954 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:02 am to
I am oddly surprised.

Iowa. I was expecting a location of Chippewa at Plank.
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3013 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:05 am to
Justified IMO
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22296 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 10:06 am to
When putting up your Dukes goes wrong.

“I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."
This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 10:10 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12511 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 11:37 am to
“Wait, feed the mayonnaise directly to the tuna fish. Call Starkist.”

This post was edited on 2/4/22 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4519 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 11:56 am to
quote:

Kraft.

And anyone who disagrees…Sonic 30min


Will you be driving there?

If so...no thanks
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31311 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

The two had been out drinking at a bar with another person earlier in the night in nearby Moorhead,


I always say, nothing good ever happens in Moorhead, Iowa after dark.
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
2780 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:16 pm to
If it ain't Hellmann's it ain't Mayonnaise
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:20 pm to
If we're talking about a jar of Blue Plate, yes I would run over someone.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

How much you wanna bet there is soy oil in that bitch?


Vegetable oil is such a scourge. I have to make my own salad dressing because of it.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27730 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 12:39 pm to
No self respecting Southerner would chose Kraft mayo. You are either a Blue Plate or Dukes kind of person. I'll tolerate Hellmann's.

Which Sonic.....and what do you want?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18895 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 1:37 pm to
Never over mayonnaise. Now, if you touch my mustard...
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
1828 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

“Rather than just leave, Erlbacher went down the street, turned around, and came back to strike Solberg a second time … To be sure he had completed the job, Erlbacher drove his truck up and over Solberg one last time.”


Attention to detail and seeing a task to completion is important.
Posted by RedHawk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
8856 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

An Iowa man


Bet it was Miracle Whip, if so Justified!
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
292 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:48 pm to
I would be tempted to kill someone who did that. Mayo is Satan's condiment.
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Kraft.

And anyone who disagrees…Sonic 30min


Must have the palate of a 4 year old.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114046 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:55 pm to
At least he can sit in jail knowing he fought the good fight.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4633 posts
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Erlbacher spread mayo on Solberg’s food


That deserves the death penalty for sure.
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