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re: Truck carrying 100 monkeys crashed in Pennsylvania today with a few on the loose

Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:47 am to
Posted by Fat Man
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:47 am to
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Covington did this long ago.


Need to get Theo Von up there now.



I just texted him and suggested he check the Board … unlikely I'll get a response.

Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3425 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:04 am to
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A truck carrying about 100 monkeys…

as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.


Is it just me or does it seem like when you are transporting lab animals you should probably know more precisely than “about 100” how many monkeys you have in the truck. Or is this part of a black market lab monkey scheme. If they know approximately how many they have then a few going missing won’t be noticed.
Posted by Potchafa
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:05 am to
I guess the black bowling balls hatched!
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:12 am to
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:17 am to
What type of monkeys?

Tarzan monkeys or the ones you see at the mall collecting pennies?

Both are dirty apes IMO but Chimpanzees are far more deadly and create more havoc.
Posted by IvarsRegular
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Member since May 2021
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:20 am to
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Are there any wild monkeys in the continental US? Monkeys that escaped and then bred in the wild?


Yes, I went on a canoe trip to Florida on the Silver River years ago and there is an island full of monkeys from filming Tarzan in the 40s. They couldn't swim so they are only on that island but those little bastards will try and jump in your canoe.
Posted by Purple Spoon
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:23 am to
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Both are dirty apes



Posted by Falcon 8X
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:25 am to
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The truck had been on its way to a lab
Posted by HubbaBubba
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:34 am to
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:43 am to
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Purple Spoon


Sarcasm...genius
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5129 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:36 am to
They need to taze the little bastards. LINK
This post was edited on 1/22/22 at 10:38 am
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:44 am to
It’s currently 17° in Danville, PA. If there were any monkeys that escaped, they’re stiffies by now.
Posted by Fat Man
Gotta Luv Cov ... ington
Member since Jan 2006
7059 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:57 am to
quote:

quote:
Covington did this long ago.


Need to get Theo Von up there now.


I just texted him and suggested he check the Board … unlikely I'll get a response.


FWIW, Theo responded, "haha … that's amazing"
Posted by Offshorewhore
Member since Jan 2022
21 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 11:02 am to
Wow can't make this stuff up.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35075 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 11:12 am to
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 11:14 am to
Shocking!
Posted by John_V
SELA
Member since Oct 2018
1757 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:17 pm to
CDC Is now monitoring the neighborhoods in the area for "flu like symptoms".
It's 50/50 on either smallpox or covid variant test subjects that escaped...
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