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re: How long should a husband allow his wife to lose her "baby weight" before he handcuffs her

Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:29 pm to
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But how many pounds did you gain with the breast feeding?


About 20, which was worth it
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:43 pm to
Looks like Trillhog made a new account
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 8:47 pm to
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If you’re having this issue, I’d recommend maybe actually talking and communicating with your wife; like telling her you’re concerned for her health.

That sounds great in theory.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
31161 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 9:12 pm to
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How the heck was her husband supposed to see that coming?



If you're lucky, her mom will give you a clue.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 9:31 pm to

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But how many pounds did you gain with the breast feeding?


Now there is next level strategy.


Use breastfeeding to exercise for her.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 9:44 pm to
I just mentioned to my 8 month pregnant wife that she is welcome to add on to my gym account once baby comes…I think she my kill me in my sleep tonight fellas.
Posted by rocky mountain way
Mountains because beaches are lame
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:01 pm to
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I just mentioned to my 8 month pregnant wife that she is welcome to add on to my gym account once baby comes…I think she my kill me in my sleep tonight fellas.




R.I.P.

Pregnant women don't have a sense of humor.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:05 pm to
Literally the only way you get fat is eating more calories than you burn. If she hasn’t gotten down to pre baby weight within a year, then she has no excuses. She’s eating too much food and either needs to eat less or exercise more. You didn’t marry someone just so she can turn into Jabba the hut.

The gym might not be an option with a busy life, so just tell her to stop eating so much food. There’s no politically correct way to say it. Tell her that there’s no baby inside her anymore and she’s only feeding herself now.

(If she’s breastfeeding, then she’s going to have to carry a little extra weight in order to be able to produce milk. If that’s what y’all decided on, then you’re stuck until the baby goes to formula)
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 10:09 pm
Posted by rocky mountain way
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 10:25 pm
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:12 pm to
This was covered in our prenuptial agreement. You have to be pragmatic about these things.
Posted by rocky mountain way
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:36 pm to
Y'all need to dial back the down votes on the OP.
They are unjustified and uncalled for.
Not cool.
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 10:37 pm
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:52 pm to
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Y'all need to dial back the down votes on the OP.
They are unjustified and uncalled for.
Not cool.


You need to be banned. Clear-cut shite-posting alter.




Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 10:58 pm to
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This is why it's important to look at the future MIL before you get married, because a lot of the time that's how your wife is going to end up.


Judge the calf by the cow.
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:23 pm to
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This is why it's important to look at the future MIL before you get married, because a lot of the time that's how your wife is going to end up.



I always thought this to be a lazy cliche statement.

My my wife favors her father’s sisters/aunts

Shes a tall slender brunette with hazel eyes, big butt, and olive complexion
She looks like neve Campbell/ Sandra bullock

Her moms a short pasty Norwegian lady with blue eyes
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 11:26 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:24 pm to
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This is why it's important to look at the future MIL before you get married, because a lot of the time that's how your wife is going to end up. Judge the calf by the cow.

Really? Do men do this? It wouldn’t have worked for my husband bc I don’t look a thing like my mother, nor am I built like her.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:31 pm to
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like telling her you’re concerned for her health.


Been there; done that. She stiff-armed me like Nick Chubb...



This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 11:49 pm
Posted by rocky mountain way
Mountains because beaches are lame
Member since Jan 2022
298 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:35 pm to


How about telling her that if she doesn't drop the weight that you are going to start taking that hot chick at work up on her offers?
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 11:49 pm
Posted by cpaulk
denham springs
Member since Dec 2007
522 posts
Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:40 pm to
Mine lost at least five to ten after breastfeeding! She’s only 120 lbs
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 11:44 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 1/15/22 at 11:44 pm to
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Really? Do men do this? It wouldn’t have worked for my husband bc I don’t look a thing like my mother, nor am I built like her.

My wife looks nothing like her mother. They have the same smile but that's about it.
Posted by rocky mountain way
Mountains because beaches are lame
Member since Jan 2022
298 posts
Posted on 1/16/22 at 12:03 am to
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This is why it's important to look at the future MIL before you get married, because a lot of the time that's how your wife is going to end up. Judge the calf by the cow.

Really? Do men do this? It wouldn’t have worked for my husband bc I don’t look a thing like my mother, nor am I built like her.


Her mom being a fat slob is more indicative of her becoming a flat slob than is if her mom is slim that she will remain slim.

Mom being slim is a good sign, but mom being a sloppy slob is a major red flag.
This post was edited on 1/16/22 at 12:04 am
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