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re: How long should a husband allow his wife to lose her "baby weight" before he handcuffs her
Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:48 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:48 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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I'll bet you are single.
Correct, I am not married.
If I do get married my wife will know that she is to honor and obey.
She will cook and clean.
She will maintain her appearance.
If she chooses after marriage to turn into a Bon Bon eating land whale then she will be replaced.
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 1:51 pm to rocky mountain way
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If she chooses after marriage to turn into a Bon Bon eating land whale then she will be replaced.
Does this apply to you, too?
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:07 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Does this apply to you, too?
That isn't going to happen because I care about my health.
I expect her to do the same.
If I wanted to be married to a 300 pound cow with decades of obesity related health issues I would have married one.
You only get one body, take care of it.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:09 pm to rocky mountain way
You had me at orca. Hot moms = good for everyone. Get all your fat arse dumpy women under control
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:10 pm to rocky mountain way
You sound like an arse. 
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:18 pm to tiger91
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You sound like an arse.
But not a fat arse
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:25 pm to rocky mountain way
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But not a fat arse
why are you posting about it on a message board. Get proactive. Go up to every person you, yourself deems "fat" and tell them how disgusting they are in person. Try to be part of the solution not the problem. Make sure to have someone film all these interactions so we can witness a true passionate caring person in action.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:26 pm to rocky mountain way
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If I wanted to be married to a 300 pound cow with decades of obesity related health issues I would have married one.
But you aren’t married
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:31 pm to Privateer 2007
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You always can do a 30 minute jog
Shoes are cheap and the roads are free. I find it laughable when people tell me they don't have time to workout. Like someone can't put on some shoes and walk out their front door and run a little bit?
I turned in a PR in a 5K recently. The guy than won my age group and dusted me was pushing a toddler in a stroller.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:42 pm to GreenRockTiger
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But you aren’t married
Nor will I ever marry a land whale.
It's about health.
I wouldn't marry a smoker, an alcoholic, or a crack head either.
I would only marry a woman who respects her body.
I have no interest in spending all of my free time and money hauling her fat arse to the doctor for all of her obesity related health issues.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:44 pm to rocky mountain way
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Correct, I am not married.
If I do get married my wife will know that she is to honor and obey.
She will cook and clean.
She will maintain her appearance.
I remember when I was young and thought this way.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 2:57 pm to rocky mountain way
I put a weight clause in my prenup. Does that make me shallow, or forward thinking??
Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:10 pm to Sneauxghost
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I put a weight clause in my prenup. Does that make me shallow, or forward thinking??
All I know is that GreenRockTiger is coming for you !
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