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The brilliance of Jackie Aprile, Jr.

Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:13 am
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:13 am
Posted by gumbo2176
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 7:42 am to










That's why the dumbass wound up getting shot in the back of the head outside the projects. Too stupid for his own good.







Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:25 am to


Was in sooo far over his head. His conversation when trying to convince Dino to rob the game went like this...

"We go in. We're out in like two minutes.

What if they find out it's us?

We want them to. Not right away, but like Ralph said. When they do, you know it's gonna get squashed. My old man was Jackie Aprile. The worse that'll happen, we give some back. We pull this off... we're like free agents. We dictate the terms, not them."
This post was edited on 1/11/22 at 8:26 am
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:25 am to
by Vito
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22127 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:30 am to
Almost forgot the scene too where he was playing Scrabble with Meadow and spells out the word arse. Then follows it up with "as in how about giving me some?"

Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29266 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:42 am to
quote:

We want them to. Not right away, but like Ralph said. When they do, you know it's gonna get squashed. My old man was Jackie Aprile. The worse that'll happen, we give some back. We pull this off... we're like free agents. We dictate the terms, not them."


If they didn't kill Sunshine (the card dealer) and wound Furio, they maybe could've gotten off light.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:47 am to
quote:

by Vito


It wasn't his fault, it was his blood pressure medication.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22127 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:16 am to
quote:

It wasn't his fault, it was his blood pressure medication.


Look, he had a note from his doctor saying he didn't like to suck cock. What else you want?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51715 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Look, he had a note from his doctor saying he didn't like to suck cock. What else you want?


Posted by prplhze2000
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51487 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:36 am to
I like how Jackie sits like Vito Corleone when the drug dealers complain to him
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15257 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:56 am to
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by Vito



And he probably thought "What a waste of a nice piece of arse" when he did it.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36103 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:12 am to
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by Vito

Jackie Jr.'s sister knew the deal.

"He was killed by some fat frick in see-through socks."

Man, did she get it on the nose.
Posted by Audioman213
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:14 am to
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10814 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 11:09 am to



I hated that character and I hated that actor with a passion. He's up there with Janice for me
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
83406 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:02 pm to
Damn, just realized after watching that video that Matush is also Ashur in Spartacus
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22127 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:12 pm to
They could have had one hell of a crew with Jackie Jr as boss, Matush as consigliere, Dino and Carlo as captains, and Sean and Matthew as enforcers.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8822 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 12:17 pm to
"Who's talking here? Is someone talking?"
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4294 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 8:18 pm to
I just want to know how Vito’s fat arse snuck up on little Jackie like a freaking ninja?

Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21220 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 9:11 pm to
Well, he was a little light in the loafers…
Jackie probably didn’t hear any footsteps.
This post was edited on 1/11/22 at 9:21 pm
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
682 posts
Posted on 1/11/22 at 10:56 pm to
Plothole, Vito and Jackie Jr were cousins
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