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Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:57 pm to thekid
If you had a brain you would play with it
My mom
My mom
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:15 pm to MSTiger33
Mom I am going to tear you limb from limb.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:19 pm to thekid
Snow is a-hole deep to a tall Indian.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:27 pm to thekid
Dad: When something or someone doesn't serve a purpose, "useless as tits on a boar"
When it was cold, "it'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey outside"
When it was cold, "it'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey outside"
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:28 pm to Stevo
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Snow is a-hole deep to a tall Indian.
My Dad would say ball deep to a 7' African American man. Full disclosure, he didn't say AA man.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:28 pm to thekid
dad: "You want something to cry about?"
"don't make me tell you again"
"don't make me tell you again"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:08 pm to texasmason
Your mom is nasty!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:08 pm to thekid
Dont know if its mentioned above but their sayings were SHUT THE DOOR and TURN OFF THE LIGHT .... Nothing else stands out to me or that I can remember 
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:13 pm to thekid
Better not waste that food boy. Kids are starving in Ethiopia and they’d love to have that food.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:17 pm to thekid
My Dad was constantly saying, "Dammit, Boy!" at me for one thing or another. The irony was that every coach I ever had called me son...so from them I'd get, "Dammit, Son!"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:22 pm to thekid
Hard head totes a sore tail!
You couldn't find your arse with two hands in the dark!
You couldn't find your arse with two hands in the dark!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:24 pm to thekid
Make the world safe for democracy and unsafe for Democrats.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:25 pm to thekid
“Honesty is always the best policy.” My dad would say this whenever I had to have a difficult or uncomfortable conversation.
“There’s no such thing as can’t.” My mom, and my grandpa also said it a lot.
The best advice you can give children imo is to remind them that life isn’t fair.
“There’s no such thing as can’t.” My mom, and my grandpa also said it a lot.
The best advice you can give children imo is to remind them that life isn’t fair.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:37 pm to thekid
Not quite a saying, but these sentences from my father have always stuck with me.
Around 21 or 22, when asked what I wanted for Christmas, I requested tickets to a Widespread Panic show on New Year's Eve.
Pop: "Tickets? Who is the other one for?"
"My lady friend."
"Son, if she is your frick buddy, call her your frick buddy. If she is your girlfriend, call her your girlfriend. Saying she is your lady friend sounds like y'all met in a goddamn nursing home."
"....she's my girlfriend."
"Good. Hope y'all have a fun time."
Around 21 or 22, when asked what I wanted for Christmas, I requested tickets to a Widespread Panic show on New Year's Eve.
Pop: "Tickets? Who is the other one for?"
"My lady friend."
"Son, if she is your frick buddy, call her your frick buddy. If she is your girlfriend, call her your girlfriend. Saying she is your lady friend sounds like y'all met in a goddamn nursing home."
"....she's my girlfriend."
"Good. Hope y'all have a fun time."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:56 pm to HempHead
If I said I couldn’t find something, Dad would say, If was stuck up your arse you’d know where it was.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:07 pm to thekid
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Sayings your Mom or dad would use…
Grandma- Well shite fire and spare matches!
Grandpa- If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his arse!
Dad- If you're writing a book...leave that chapter out!
Mom- Bad words bad words!!!
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:15 pm to thekid
“Child abuse? I’ll child abuse your arse” right before the log met the cheek.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:28 pm to MonroeTigerstripes
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Moms response to me every time I started a sentence with “I want…”
“People in hell want ice water.”
My mama's rebuttal to "I want" was "well your wants won't hurt you"
She'd also always say "an idle mind is the devil's playground." If you said you were bored she'd tell you to find something to do or she'd find something for you.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:28 pm to thekid
Boy, quit actin’ like yo momma.
Who’s fricking this horse? You just hold the tail.
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Who’s fricking this horse? You just hold the tail.
I’d rather be lucky than good.
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