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re: Walmart Selling Bidets in Store
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:49 pm to sec13rowBBseat28
Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:49 pm to sec13rowBBseat28
Tushy, works great and simple to install.
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 2:51 pm to Sterling Archer
I just ordered the Luxe Neo 185 on Amazon.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 3:49 pm to Tarps99
I bought mine at Home Depot FWIW
Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:26 pm to LanierSpots
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Warning, do not test it without sitting on the toilet
I tested one not sitting on the toilet while house hunting... Water went everywhere. My agent was laughing her arse off... She didn't have a clue about them either. Guess we should have checked the OT before turning the dial
I'm still convinced someone on the OT owns a bidet factory.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:37 pm to Tarps99
Yes, it is worth any amount.
I got all of mine for 20ish on Amazon. They are very much worth it.
One of the greatest purchases ever.
I got all of mine for 20ish on Amazon. They are very much worth it.
One of the greatest purchases ever.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:43 pm to Lazy But Talented
quote:
I have one in each of my 3 bathrooms. Everyone that visits ends up buying one.
$25 and takes 10-15 minutes max to install.
PROS: Can actually clean your nastyself and save tons of money on toilet paper
CONS: Makes it hard to use the restroom in other places that don’t have a bidet.
All of this. I am all about making the bidets a standard feature everywhere.
It is especially helpful if you have the runs and stuff. Continually rinsing as you go is a lot easier on you than constant wiping.
I still use a little TP at the end to dry off.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 4:48 pm to CommieHater
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Does the machine has anus-tracking capabilities or does one aim their anus into the laser's trajectory?
This ^
Does one have to adjust the trajectory?
It is fairly accurate depending upon how you set it up.
Sometimes you may have to just adjust your positioning a little to hit the right spot. However, it really isn't an issue. Never had a problem with water going anywhere else or anything.
I hope more and more people spread the word about bidets. My elderly parents absolutely love them. They hate using restrooms without bidets now.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:05 pm to Tarps99
Pornhub has some videos with well…other uses as well for your creative female companion.
Things you find searching for bidet instructions with filters turned off.
Things you find searching for bidet instructions with filters turned off.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:14 pm to Tarps99
In 6 months the bidet guys will be like "I bet you Walmart poors have never had your arse cleaned by a laser beam"
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:18 pm to RealDawg
quote:
Pornhub has some videos with well…other uses as well for your creative female companion.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:30 pm to Tarps99
China?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:33 pm to Tarps99
Anyway we can try before we buy? I need to know what I’m getting into here
Posted on 12/12/21 at 5:44 pm to Tarps99
Bidets are awesome! Best money that I've ever spent. I bought 6 of them as Christmas presents last year and everyone loved them. Nothing says "I love you" like a stream of tepid water cleaning your anus.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 6:04 pm to noonan
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Probably need some quality tp for this right? None of that single ply crap?
Yep, spend a little extra $$ for the TP. It pretty much cleans itself so you don't need to use much TP. Unless you suffer from crippling and explosive diarrhea.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 7:52 pm to Tarps99
Use one….you will never GO without one
If I am away from home and GO, I immediately use mine when I get home.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:17 pm to Adam Banks
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How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
“When you eating arse, you know it’s arse”
Once you go bidet, you’ll never go back. Spectacular, we’ve had ours going on 6 years and anything else is so barbaric. Only problem is we still have one shitter designated just for visitors w/ old school TP because they’re nasty MFer’s.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:26 pm to Tarps99
Just installed one after reading the first page of this thread, we got it as a gift years ago and I just never set it up.
First time testing it out, I was pretty startled even though I knew what was about to happen. I yelped and jumped off the seat. Gonna take some getting used to but I’m excited about having a cleaner arse and balls.
First time testing it out, I was pretty startled even though I knew what was about to happen. I yelped and jumped off the seat. Gonna take some getting used to but I’m excited about having a cleaner arse and balls.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:56 pm to Tarps99
I have a white elephant party coming up. This might be perfect
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:02 pm to beauchristopher
quote:we have neighbors that have family from Brazil. When they come to visit they’re like WTF there aren’t bidets everywhere? They think Americans are gross for just using paper.
All of this. I am all about making the bidets a standard feature everywhere.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:38 pm to Boomdaddy65201
This is the non-toxic content I need in my life. Bidet on Comrades.
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