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Favorite 'old' sayings your grandparents used
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:31 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:31 am
Mine had some good ones. Here are some I remember:
grandmother reading about a criminal in the newspaper: "they should string him up by his toes and let him wiggle himself to death"
grandfather to me: "you could tear up a battleship"
i'm trying to get my brain moving because i know there are plenty more i've forgotten. what are your favorites?
grandmother reading about a criminal in the newspaper: "they should string him up by his toes and let him wiggle himself to death"
grandfather to me: "you could tear up a battleship"
i'm trying to get my brain moving because i know there are plenty more i've forgotten. what are your favorites?
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Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:32 am to CAD703X
shite a brick
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:33 am to CAD703X
By jove, this is terrific!
Referring to a good meal or dessert.
Referring to a good meal or dessert.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:33 am to CAD703X
Colder than a witches tit
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:33 am to CAD703X
That's weaker than puppy piss.
And my Nana who I don't think ever uttered a curse word in her life would say "flittersticks" when she got flustered or upset about something.
I used to crack up so hard every time and she'd just get even more mad.
And my Nana who I don't think ever uttered a curse word in her life would say "flittersticks" when she got flustered or upset about something.
I used to crack up so hard every time and she'd just get even more mad.This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 10:35 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:34 am to CAD703X
“Mais ouais”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:34 am to CAD703X
Now wait just a cotton picking minute
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:34 am to IAmNERD
you pothead
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:35 am to CAD703X
It's gonna end bad
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:36 am to CAD703X
I try to use the word "keen" a lot in honor of my grandfather.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:38 am to CAD703X
When talking about a POS:
“They should have hung him when a tater vine would’ve held him”
Meaning should have killed him at a very young age. lol:
“They should have hung him when a tater vine would’ve held him”
Meaning should have killed him at a very young age. lol:
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:38 am to boxersdrule
first time my grandad said 'pass me one of them catheads' i was so confused and looked around the breakfast table wondering what the hell he was talking about and when i finally noticed the biscuits i about peed my pants laughing uncontrollably and got him laughing so hard which was rare for him.
had never heard that before he said it. still makes me smile all these years later. i thought he made it up on the spur of the moment which made it that much funnier at the time.
had never heard that before he said it.
still makes me smile all these years later. i thought he made it up on the spur of the moment which made it that much funnier at the time.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:38 am to CAD703X
“That girl could make a freight train take a dirt road”
“Son, you look like five dollars in loose change”
“Son, you look like five dollars in loose change”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:39 am to boxersdrule
quote:
Colder than a witches tit
on a brass bra
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:40 am to Pvt Hudson
When I was your age, I had four mules pulling my middle buster. - Grandpa
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 10:41 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:42 am to CAD703X
From my Grandmother about 'starlet' types:
Fools names and fools faces
Always seen in public places.
Fools names and fools faces
Always seen in public places.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:47 am to CAD703X
Idiot:
He doesn’t know shite from Shinola
He doesn’t know shite from Shinola
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:48 am to CAD703X
From my granny: She wouldn’t wipe the sweat off her arse to make lemonade in July. This was for someone she thought was being cheap.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:49 am to CAD703X
“Wish in one hand and shite in the other, and see which one fills up the fastest.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 10:49 am to CAD703X
My grandma used to say as long as she had tasty waves and a cool buzz, she was fine.
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