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Sicko hospital security guard accused of having sex with 79-year-old woman’s corpse

Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:12 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:12 pm
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A now-fired security guard was arrested Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a 79-year-old woman’s corpse inside an Arizona hospital morgue after he was caught in the act by colleagues, according to reports.

Randall Bird was hit with multiple charges after police launched an investigation late last month into the sickening allegations that took place inside the Banner University Medical Center morgue in Phoenix.

While the 46-year-old’s job is only to bring dead bodies to the morgue and slip them into the freezer, Bird was caught with his belt off, zipper down and his uniform looking “messy,” on Oct. 22, according to court docs obtained by news outlets.

The other workers also saw Bird “sweating profusely” and “acting very nervous” while in the freezer, CBS 5 reported, citing the docs.

The elderly woman’s body bag was also unzipped and she was face down with Bird’s belt on top of the gurney where the body was, the documents alleged.

When security personnel walked in, he quickly tried to cover the woman’s body before claiming he had a medical episode, leading him to grab the victim’s body as he passed out and fell to the floor, the docs said.

He insisted the body bag tore and the zipper broke as a result, which the workers didn’t believe and reported him to their supervisors.

Bird was interviewed by police a few days later, again claiming he had a medical episode and couldn’t remember what happened.

But investigators determined his DNA was left at the scene, and injuries were found on the woman’s body, according to the documents also reported on by ABC 15.

The woman had reportedly died of natural causes.








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Never trust a dude still rocking a goatee 20 years after they went out of style
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
6907 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:13 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74450 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:13 pm to
How old is Dolly again?
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
22759 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:13 pm to
Was his name Buck?
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:14 pm to
Corpse Board
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:15 pm to
Randall just popped a cold one after work
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38472 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:17 pm to
They impounded his car

This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 10:21 pm
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
19125 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:21 pm to
Did she say, “no?”
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
3682 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:24 pm to
Where were these crazy male security guards when I was a dead elderly woman at a hospital?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Never trust a dude still rocking a goatee 20 years after they went out of style


Just about every fat bald dude still does
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10171 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:25 pm to
I bet he always volunteered to "help out" transporting bodies and they thought he was just being nice. That's one sick dude
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
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Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:30 pm to
Coach House! For shame
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:31 pm to
Sounds hotter than Whoppi.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:31 pm to
Office romances never work.
Posted by LSUSkip
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:38 pm to
Holy crap! Which OTer is that?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:56 pm to
Need to see pics of the stiff before sentencing.
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:58 pm to
George costanza was that wrong gif
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:59 pm to
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When security personnel walked in, he quickly tried to cover the woman’s body before claiming he had a medical episode, leading him to grab the victim’s body as he passed out and fell to the floor, the docs said.


Dude almost made it through no but November then busted a nut that made him pass out
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 11:12 pm to
#lifestylesboard
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