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Sicko hospital security guard accused of having sex with 79-year-old woman’s corpse
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:12 pm
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A now-fired security guard was arrested Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a 79-year-old woman’s corpse inside an Arizona hospital morgue after he was caught in the act by colleagues, according to reports.
Randall Bird was hit with multiple charges after police launched an investigation late last month into the sickening allegations that took place inside the Banner University Medical Center morgue in Phoenix.
While the 46-year-old’s job is only to bring dead bodies to the morgue and slip them into the freezer, Bird was caught with his belt off, zipper down and his uniform looking “messy,” on Oct. 22, according to court docs obtained by news outlets.
The other workers also saw Bird “sweating profusely” and “acting very nervous” while in the freezer, CBS 5 reported, citing the docs.
The elderly woman’s body bag was also unzipped and she was face down with Bird’s belt on top of the gurney where the body was, the documents alleged.
When security personnel walked in, he quickly tried to cover the woman’s body before claiming he had a medical episode, leading him to grab the victim’s body as he passed out and fell to the floor, the docs said.
He insisted the body bag tore and the zipper broke as a result, which the workers didn’t believe and reported him to their supervisors.
Bird was interviewed by police a few days later, again claiming he had a medical episode and couldn’t remember what happened.
But investigators determined his DNA was left at the scene, and injuries were found on the woman’s body, according to the documents also reported on by ABC 15.
The woman had reportedly died of natural causes.

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Never trust a dude still rocking a goatee 20 years after they went out of style
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:15 pm to stout
Randall just popped a cold one after work
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:17 pm to stout
They impounded his car


This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:24 pm to stout
Where were these crazy male security guards when I was a dead elderly woman at a hospital?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:24 pm to stout
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Never trust a dude still rocking a goatee 20 years after they went out of style
Just about every fat bald dude still does
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:25 pm to stout
I bet he always volunteered to "help out" transporting bodies and they thought he was just being nice. That's one sick dude
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:31 pm to fr33manator
Sounds hotter than Whoppi.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:31 pm to stout
Office romances never work.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:38 pm to stout
Holy crap! Which OTer is that?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:56 pm to stout
Need to see pics of the stiff before sentencing.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:58 pm to stout
George costanza was that wrong gif
Posted on 11/30/23 at 10:59 pm to stout
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When security personnel walked in, he quickly tried to cover the woman’s body before claiming he had a medical episode, leading him to grab the victim’s body as he passed out and fell to the floor, the docs said.
Dude almost made it through no but November then busted a nut that made him pass out

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