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Woman sues Disney after ‘painful wedgie’ at Typhoon Lagoon waterpark
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:12 pm
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. – A woman filed a lawsuit against Walt Disney Parks and Resorts on Wednesday claiming she suffered serious injuries through a “painful wedgie” at Typhoon Lagoon years ago, according to court records.
The lawsuit said the woman visited the park in October 2019 for her 30th birthday, and she decided to ride The Humunga Kowabunga — a large, high-speed waterslide featuring a near-vertical, five-story drop.
As instructed at the top of the slide, she got in while crossing her legs at her ankles, though she was “slammed downward against the slide” while riding down, the lawsuit claims.
According to the court filing, the impacts of the slide caused her swimsuit to “be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her.”
As a result, she immediately suffered severe internal pain, court records indicate.
She was taken to a hospital and was treated by a specialist for the injuries, ultimately suffering severe lacerations, damage to her internal organs, and a hernia, according to the lawsuit.
The lawsuit accuses Disney of negligence for not warning riders about the risks of the waterslide and not informing riders about proper protective swimwear.
The woman is seeking compensation for damages over $50,000.
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The lawsuit said the woman visited the park in October 2019 for her 30th birthday, and she decided to ride The Humunga Kowabunga — a large, high-speed waterslide featuring a near-vertical, five-story drop.
As instructed at the top of the slide, she got in while crossing her legs at her ankles, though she was “slammed downward against the slide” while riding down, the lawsuit claims.
According to the court filing, the impacts of the slide caused her swimsuit to “be painfully forced between her legs and for water to be violently forced inside her.”
As a result, she immediately suffered severe internal pain, court records indicate.
She was taken to a hospital and was treated by a specialist for the injuries, ultimately suffering severe lacerations, damage to her internal organs, and a hernia, according to the lawsuit.
The lawsuit accuses Disney of negligence for not warning riders about the risks of the waterslide and not informing riders about proper protective swimwear.
The woman is seeking compensation for damages over $50,000.
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Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:14 pm to bcoop199
Only 50k for a wrecked vagina?
Disney should write a check for 75 and consider it a win.
Disney should write a check for 75 and consider it a win.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:15 pm to bcoop199
I have no problem with this. Y’all just keep it coming until Disney has had enough.
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:17 pm to bcoop199
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The Humunga Kowabunga
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be painfully forced between her legs
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:17 pm to bcoop199
Not even mad
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:18 pm to bcoop199
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internal organs
Which organs
Posted on 9/29/23 at 11:20 pm to bcoop199
I hope she wins & Disney goes out of business
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:25 am to bcoop199
lol imagine going to Disney voluntarily after the age of 12
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:27 am to bcoop199
I don't see why she's complaining, now every time she gets a French kiss she gets off. That's not an Adam's apple, that's her clit. shite got all jumbled and mixed up, sure, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is a bad thing.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 12:27 am to DMagic
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Which organs
Sound like her ovaries.
ETA - unless she is a modern woman. Then it was probably her prostrate.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 12:30 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 2:26 am to bcoop199
True story. About 20 years ago, my wife (no pics) went down a slide at Big Kahuna in Destin, she lost her top and her bottom was down to her knees at the end. Funniest part? My parents were right there watching. Did we sue? Nope. But we still laugh about it to this day. That being said, screw Disney.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 2:45 am to bcoop199
Wedgie is the newest dwarf.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 2:47 am to bcoop199
So she had The Humunga Kowabunga forced into her birthing canal?
I would appreciate it if everyone would not kink shame her for her choice in sexual experiences
I would appreciate it if everyone would not kink shame her for her choice in sexual experiences
Posted on 9/30/23 at 3:31 am to Fat and Happy
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suffered severe internal pain,
It's called shame, stupid.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 4:27 am to BigBobbyStorey
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lol imagine going to Disney voluntarily after the age of 12
Well I know who is OT poor
Posted on 9/30/23 at 4:54 am to Rebel
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Only 50k for a wrecked vagina?
That’s just the minimum jurisdictional amount plead to get in circuit court.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:24 am to Rebel
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Only 50k for a wrecked vagina?
Disney should write a check for 75 and consider it a win.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:28 am to bcoop199
I need to sue Hawaiian Falls for when my nuts were smashed by water on the free fall.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 6:35 am to deaconjones35
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True story. About 20 years ago, my wife (no pics)
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