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Delta flight turned back due to passenger having diarrhea through entire aisle of plane
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:31 pm
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Audio recording of pilot in link
Inb4 tigerbutt/diahrrea checks out
Audio recording of pilot in link
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A Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta, Georgia to Barcelona, Spain was diverted back to its original airport after a passenger experienced an "onboard medical issue," which was reportedly a case of "diarrhea all the way through the plane."
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On the recording, a pilot tells air traffic control, "This is a biohazard issue." "We’ve had a passenger who’s had diarrhea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta," the pilot added.
Inb4 tigerbutt/diahrrea checks out
This post was edited on 9/4/23 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:32 pm to tigerbutt
Probably got a hold of a bad batch of boiled peanuts before takeoff..
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:32 pm to tigerbutt
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tigerbutt
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diarrhea through entire aisle of plane
Name checks out
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:37 pm to tigerbutt
Imagine the smell
Think about being trapped in a confined space where someone has shite themselves and all over the plane
Think about being trapped in a confined space where someone has shite themselves and all over the plane
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:37 pm to tigerbutt
They had to fly two hours back to brown town
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to Fat and Happy
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Think about being trapped in a confined space where someone has shite themselves and all over the plane
Imagine being the person that shite themselves and caused everyone to have to return to Atlanta instead of Barcelona. The only reason that person survives the flight is because no one wants to touch someone who is soaked in shite.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to tigerbutt
Feel for the poor soul.
Be me in college
I run cross country
It’s Sophomore year
Big meet in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Have race of life
Something unleashes satans wrath in my stomach post race
shite in trees just off of course during cool down.
Think all is safe
Satan laughs plotting his next bout
Get on charter bus headed back for another toilet (Monroe)
Hear stomach growl
Satan chuckles to self, knowing what’s about to unfold
Make a break for the back bathroom
Unleash hell on toilet
Walk back to seat
Think smell is just lingering in nostrils
“What the hell pedro”
Bus starts gagging
I cry
Smells like shite all the way to Monroe
I cry
Satan laughs
He wins this round
Be me in college
I run cross country
It’s Sophomore year
Big meet in Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Have race of life
Something unleashes satans wrath in my stomach post race
shite in trees just off of course during cool down.
Think all is safe
Satan laughs plotting his next bout
Get on charter bus headed back for another toilet (Monroe)
Hear stomach growl
Satan chuckles to self, knowing what’s about to unfold
Make a break for the back bathroom
Unleash hell on toilet
Walk back to seat
Think smell is just lingering in nostrils
“What the hell pedro”
Bus starts gagging
I cry
Smells like shite all the way to Monroe
I cry
Satan laughs
He wins this round
This post was edited on 9/4/23 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:40 pm to tigerbutt
When they’ve upgraded you to First, and you’re feeling something burst…diarrhea!
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:41 pm to tigerbutt
Between this and the vomit I’m not stressing so much about my passport renewal. Good grief.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:42 pm to tigerbutt
There's a story like this about Andre the Giant on an airplane. He was too big for the bathroom.
A lot of motion sickness bags were put to use.
A lot of motion sickness bags were put to use.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:49 pm to tigerbutt
An airplane that makes Atlanta to Barcelona I don't feel you would be very far from a bathroom. Is "all the way down the aisle" like 20 rows?
Posted on 9/4/23 at 9:52 pm to Pedro
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Pedro
I don't know how you long distance baws do it. I never tread too far from the house if I'm exercising in the morning before I've properly done my business.
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