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Reasons you dont want Lincoln Riley as your head coach

Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:15 pm
Posted by 8
Albuquerque
Member since Jul 2021
311 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:15 pm
1. His QB whisperer reputation is a sham. All his successes were actually transfer QB's and you saw what happened with Rattler.

2. He doesnt believe in defense and tries to out score everyone.

3. He cant win a playoff game.

4. Have you seen his brisket??

5. He wears dry fit with Jordan's everywhere and always. Nerd.

6. He has an anime addiction. He has those damn toys all over his office. Embarrassing.

Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83916 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:16 pm to
That brisket was the best thing I've ever seen
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:16 pm to
interesting melt
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
109887 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:17 pm to
You sound scared.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36530 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:17 pm to
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6. He has an anime addiction. He has those damn toys all over his office


That's my fetish
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16213 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:17 pm to
Which stage of grief is this?
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
11931 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:17 pm to
Good Points...But we don't Judge, we can look past those shortcomings and the Defense can be corrected
Posted by yimbeaux
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
1927 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:17 pm to
#4 is a legit concern
Posted by GroundPati
Winchester Tn
Member since Jan 2021
433 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:18 pm to
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Posted by TXTiger81
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2021
1721 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:18 pm to
I’m watching what’s happening with Caleb Williams too. So….
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
36097 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:18 pm to
LSU assistant coaches have plenty bbq rubs to pass down
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
28066 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:18 pm to
Our last 3 coaches won national championships here. Two of them were potatoes. I think we will be fine with Riley for many years.
Posted by TXTiger81
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2021
1721 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:20 pm to
We will be fine with or without Riley.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57230 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:24 pm to
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4. Have you seen his brisket??


Baw gonna be eating crawfish and gumbo from now on
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
42675 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:28 pm to
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Baw gonna be eating crawfish and gumbo from now on



Baw gonna be looking like Josh Huepel a year from now.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17937 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:29 pm to
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1. His QB whisperer reputation is a sham. All his successes were actually transfer QB's and you saw what happened with Rattler.


We like transfer QBs. When Caleb Williams transfers, we'll be set.

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2. He doesnt believe in defense and tries to out score everyone.


DBs and defensive linemen grow on trees in Louisiana. Any decent DC can completely take that problem off Riley's plate.

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3. He cant win a playoff game.



This ain't Choklahoma

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4. Have you seen his brisket??


We prefer pork.

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5. He wears dry fit with Jordan's everywhere and always. Nerd.


Miles didn't know how to wear a hat. Our basketball coach looks like a pear. We embrace nerdiness.

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6. He has an anime addiction. He has those damn toys all over his office. Embarrassing.


Anime chicks are hot.
This post was edited on 11/12/21 at 12:31 pm
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
7197 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:29 pm to
What's up with his brisket?

The anime stuff is a little concerning too. That's strange.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:30 pm to
1) you are mentally retarded..

2) always see #1
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7954 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:32 pm to
This is the same guy that wanted our football team to burn in an AIDS fire. Interesting fellow
Posted by 8
Albuquerque
Member since Jul 2021
311 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 12:35 pm to
7. He looks like the step dad in a woke sitcom.

8. He purposely tried to exacerbate Josh Heupel diabetes so he'd die and he could take his job.

9. He doesnt believe in tackling at practice.

10. He's a giant hippy. Teaches the players to only play on the plays they feel comfortable with.
This post was edited on 11/12/21 at 12:54 pm
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