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re: Larry Ellison and his Wife, Jolin Zhu, heavily involved in UM coaching search

Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Tigersfan3000
Member since Nov 2020
537 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:40 pm to
If you believe this …

I have club level tickets to heaven for sale.

DM me.
Posted by IMJ127
Death Valley
Member since Jul 2011
3635 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:43 pm to
Neither of them know or care a got damn thing about the philosophy of football.
Posted by jaTigerfan
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
2169 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Larry Ellison wants an established coach who prioritizes defense and running game and who can restore a moral foundation to a damaged brand.

Jolin wants a younger coach who specializes in offense and recruiting.


This reads like an intro to a House Hunters episode.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13699 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:07 pm to


Larry Ellison gives zero fricks about Michigan football coaching search but can’t say the same about his wife
Posted by misey94
Member since Jan 2007
33007 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:15 pm to
Why would Larry Ellison give a shite? He’s just in it to make his sugar baby shut up.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23121 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Jolin Zhu

Glad to hear Yoko is involved in a huge decision.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129474 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Larry Ellison wants an established coach who prioritizes defense and running game and who can restore a moral foundation to a damaged brand.


Brian
Kelly
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
Member since Jul 2022
3375 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:50 pm to
Good, the search will be complete dogshit then.
Posted by The Blue Stuff
Member since Oct 2015
2111 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:19 pm to
Hers the dude talking shite about Kiffin about weeks ago. What a clown. Michigan is the most corrupt program ever. Lol
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38092 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:48 pm to
I don’t believe any of it, but I hope it’s true. Thank you Michigan for taking all of the attention off of us.
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2344 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:53 pm to
81 year old Larry is appeasing his 34 year old wife.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16708 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Why is he still doing this?

The same reason UM is looking for a new coach. It’s undefeated and expensive.
Posted by Wichita Co Tiger
Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3764 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

HailHailtoMichigan


A shitshow you say?
Posted by coolneal
Lakeland, TN
Member since Nov 2007
731 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 4:48 am to
If this is correct, than Matt Patricia is the only one that's been been an NFL OC, DC, and HC. Sounds like he fits all the boxes.
Posted by Soggymoss
Member since Aug 2018
17392 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 5:42 am to
quote:

Larry Ellison wants an established coach who prioritizes defense and running game and who can restore a moral foundation to a damaged brand.


Brian fricking Kelly
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93011 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Larry Ellison wants an established coach who prioritizes defense and running game and who can restore a moral foundation to a damaged brand.

Jolin wants a younger coach who specializes in offense and recruiting.


Well, as I've always said...if there was ever a tech titan that should've been an NCAA head football coach, then it would be Larry Ellison.

I mean, it just makes sense given his playing background.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52061 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Larry Ellison wants an established coach who prioritizes defense and running game and who can restore a moral foundation to a damaged brand.

Jolin wants a younger coach who specializes in offense and recruiting.


something tells me the one who does the sucking will win out.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
62061 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:57 am to
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And that’s the issue right now.



It feels like you made all of this up.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
15842 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:03 am to
I thought when the Underwood shite was going on that the wife was the one who gave a frick about Michigan & Ellison was just cutting a check to make her happy? wtf does Larry Ellison, or his wife for that matter, know about football coaches? Michigan is so fricked…IF this is even legit
This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 10:03 am
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11992 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:01 am to
i doubt this is true
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