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Posted on 5/21/14 at 12:37 am to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 12:37 am to
Posted by Cockopotamus
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:46 am to
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If it is true King Tommen Baratheon, who is believed to be 100% pure Lannister, is really a product of twin dragon spawn & is therefore rightful hier to the Iron Throne. ????



Regardless of all that, I wouldn't be surprised if Tommen is sitting the Iron Throne when the story is over.

iirc the War of Roses ended with the same person on the throne as when it began
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:43 am to
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Regardless of all that, I wouldn't be surprised if Tommen is sitting the Iron Throne when the story is over.

iirc the War of Roses ended with the same person on the throne as when it began


I dunno. For that to happen, Maggie the Frog's prophecy would have to fail. While this is possible, I'd say the prophecy will be accurate.

And, I'm no expert on War of the Roses but I think pretty much all the original players (including the King at the outset) were dead by the time it ended and a distant Lancaster relative named Tudor ended up on the throne and married a York daughter uniting the competing factions.
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 8:07 am to
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iirc the War of Roses ended with the same person on the throne as when it began


those were two different Henrys
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 8:09 am to
Any guesses who will sit the IT based on the War of the Roses outcome?
Posted by thatguy1892
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 8:42 am to
It's not based on the War of the Roses the way you think. There were events in the War of the Five Kings that are very similar to someone of the events that happened in the War of the Roses.
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 8:46 am to
Based on the Tudors show, Natalie Dormer's father in-law wins.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 9:24 am to
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Don't know how many of us read the reddit posts, but this crackpot theory is worth a look. I'm impressed, anyway...

Sansa and Sweet Robin...


Can anyone give a synopsis of this for me please? Reddit is blocked at my work.
Posted by TigerintheNO
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 9:42 am to
I can't read it from work either, read it last night. Here are my version of the cliffs notes- LF promises Sansa's hand in marriage to Harry. It was a set up so the pedofile can steal Robert and LF can blame it on Harry and maintain control of the Vale.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 9:58 am to
That was the summary of it, and that Sansa may catch Lyn Corbray raping Sweetrobin but that there's nothing she can do since LF is the one enabling it.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 9:59 am to
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If Tyrion turns out to be a Targ


wtf? i hadnt heard this theory yet. heard about Jamie and Cersei, but what is the scuttlebutt on tyrion?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:03 am to
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That was the summary of it, and that Sansa may catch Lyn Corbray raping Sweetrobin but that there's nothing she can do since LF is the one enabling it.
Please lord no. I don't want to read or see something like that
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:06 am to
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I really, really hope Tyrion, Jaime, and Cersei are all Tywin's kids. I hate the "Jaime and Cersei or Tyrion are Aerys's kids" theory.


The Tyrion theory I loathe entirely, but I go back and forth between the Jaime/Cersei one. It would confirm Tywin's blindness to his children and be a juicy bit of irony to Tywin's grave that Tyrion was his only true born son, and that Jaime actually went through with Aerys final order. But it's just too many secret Targs to really swallow even if I wouldn't mind Jaime and Cersei being Aerys kids.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:06 am to
IMO that would be way more controversial and shocking than Littlefinger raping Sansa or Sweetrobin dying because we expect both of those to happen.
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:16 am to
You summed up perfectly how I feel about that theory
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:17 am to
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r Sweetrobin dying because we expect both of those to happen.

I totally expect this.

quote:

Littlefinger raping Sansa
I can see this happening but I'm on the fence about whether it does or not and if she kills him when he tries it.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:14 pm to
I hope she kills him.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:13 pm to
Many and many ago his statement about Tyrion being Tywin's only true born son is what killed my Tyrion Targ theory. The justice of it all is
What makes me cling to Jaime at least,( if not he and Cersei both) being Aerys's.

Wow, that could make Tommen tPtwP.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:54 pm to
That would be an interesting twist but I still think Jon is TPtwP.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 5/21/14 at 3:26 pm to
Oh I agree.
Tommen comment was tres tongue in cheek
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