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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:49 am to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 8:49 am to
I think that is a great parallel, but my only problem with one of the things in there is this

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However, once the two sisters were in the same room together, they would immediately recognise each other’s faces.


Wherever Arya goes, she will likely bear a different face.

I expect us to not have a lot of Arya chapters early on, or GRRM will use his inconsistent time frame technique to not make it obvious where Arya is. A smallish insignificant character will be introduced as an afterthought. Then, before you know it, there will be a major death, nobody will know how it happened, and this smallish character will have disappeared. Then, we will jump back into Arya's POV and we will all realize it was her.
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 8:50 am
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:59 am to
My main hope for TWoW is that he condenses the Dany/Tyrion/Barristan/Victarion chapters once they meet up...

Oh and hopefully some Jon chapters not too late, and we need a decent amount of Sansa chapters. I have a feeling Bran isn't going to have many chapters, based on the amount of chapters he had in ASoS and ADWD. Who knows with Arya; I just hope she is back in Westeros before the ending of TWoW. I don't see her finishing her Faceless Man training and she is still holding onto her Stark identity.
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 11:55 am to
I prefer the blond hair, but to each his own
Posted by SoGaFan
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 1:52 pm to
DOes anyone think the warlocks sent Euron on his way to help destroy Daenerys? Also I apparently completely missed the fact taht Euron has a dragon's egg. Where is this in the book?
Posted by DestrehanTiger
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 2:07 pm to
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DOes anyone think the warlocks sent Euron on his way to help destroy Daenerys?


The warlocks are most likely on his boat. Somewhere in the books it says he found 4 warlocks in Qarth, cut their tongues out, and made them members of his team.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 3:11 pm to
I thought Euron wanted to marry Daenerys, not kill her?

Also, I think Emilia looks better as Dany than IRL.
This post was edited on 2/13/14 at 3:12 pm
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 3:18 pm to
I'd take Cersei over any of them. I have a thing for Lena Headey.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 3:24 pm to
Lena would be a million times prettier if she didn't have all of those tats all over her body. However I think she's a good Cersei/has the Cersei look.

I'd say Sophie Turner is the prettiest female but she's barely 18. . Emilia looks weird to me with dark hair but pretty as Dany; Natalie Dormer sometimes looks good, sometimes looks weird; Rose Leslie is alright, but not great; Lena, would be better if her whole body wasn't inked out.

I think the prettiest one will be whoever they cast for Val and Arianne. They'll make the rest look average in comparison.
Posted by TaxmanMSU
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:07 pm to
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Lena Headey


Do not want. She's hideous to me for some reason.

Posted by TaxmanMSU
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:09 pm to
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Lena would be a million times prettier if she didn't have all of those tats all over her body


How tough is it to blot out all of her tats on film? Does she lose gigs because of it?
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:17 pm to
Give Ygritte all day every day.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:17 pm to
Not that difficult; there's makeup that covers tattoos, but it takes time to apply it (similar to putting foundation on your face, but it's a lot heavier than that). Plus most of her Cersei outfits are rather conservative so she probably doesn't spend much time in makeup to cover up her tattoos. I'm sure the day they shoot the Walk of Shame scene for S5 that it'll take them a while to cover them all up/may have to do some digital editing.
Posted by TaxmanMSU
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:21 pm to
Yeah I didn't think of it like that.


It may be the reason why she's not naked more in the series.

She's got lots of naked gal pal bed time in the next few seasons so we'll see how it goes.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:24 pm to
I'm sure D&D won't pass up the opportunity to cast Taena for Season 5.

I tend to think Sophie is the best looking of the females but she's still really young.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:38 pm to
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A smallish insignificant character will be introduced as an afterthought. Then, before you know it, there will be a major death, nobody will know how it happened, and this smallish character will have disappeared. Then, we will jump back into Arya's POV and we will all realize it was her.

Man oh man, I love this idea for Arya's story arc.

Chapter Title: The Valonqar

He passes into the inner chamber of the Sept and finds Cercei slumped over the body of King Tommen. Her grief and anguish echoes off the arched stone walls. She turns at the sound of his footsteps and gazes upon him with eyes wet with torment. Her expression quickly changes to hatred.

"You! It was you!," screams Cercei. "You will pay for the death of my three children, Tyrion. By the seven I swear it!"

The Valonqar was on her as soon as the words left mouth; faster than Cercei could ever expect the small, stunted imp to move. His hands were immediately around her pale, white throat choking the life from her.

"Consider this a gift from the Starks," the Valonqar purred in a voice much too high in pitch to belong to the dwarf she knew so well.
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:46 pm to
I made a deal with the new g/f last night. I told her I'd watch an episode of Vampire Diaries if she would agree to watch just one episode of Game of Thrones. If she didn't like it, I would never mention it again.

We didn't go to sleep until we had watched 5 episodes and she said, "frick Vampire Diaries. This is amazing!"
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Chapter Title: The Valonqar

He passes into the inner chamber of the Sept and finds Cercei slumped over the body of King Tommen. Her grief and anguish echoes off the arched stone walls. She turns at the sound of his footsteps and gazes upon him with eyes wet with torment. Her expression quickly changes to hatred.

"You! It was you!," screams Cercei. "You will pay for the death of my three children, Tyrion. By the seven I swear it!"

The Valonqar was on her as soon as the words left mouth; faster than Cercei could ever expect the small, stunted imp to move. His hands were immediately around her pale, white throat choking the life from her.

"Consider this a gift from the Starks," the Valonqar purred in a voice much too high in pitch to belong to the dwarf she knew so well.

Posted by glassman
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 5:08 pm to
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Chapter Title: The Valonqar


I like this a lot.
Posted by thatguy1892
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 5:08 pm to
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1) Sansa


In 8 more days you'll be okay. Now...
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
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Posted on 2/13/14 at 5:15 pm to
Euron Greyjoy claims to have held a dragon’s egg in his hand. A Myrish wizard swore he could hatch it if Euron gave him a year and all the gold that he required. When Euron grew bored with his excuses he slew him. As he watched his entrails sliding through his fingers the wizard said “But it has not been a year”. When Victarion asks Euron to show him the egg he tells him that he threw it in the sea during one of his dark moods.

AFFC chapter 29- The Reaver
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