ESPN Ranks College Football's Greatest Supervillains Of All Time

By Staff ReporterAug 6, 20262:06 pmDiscuss the story27
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Love him or hate him, Lane Kiffin has never been boring.

ESPN ranked LSU's first-year head coach No. 2 on its list of college football's greatest "supervillains" of all time, pointing to his headline-making coaching stops and predicting an explosive return to Oxford when the Tigers face Ole Miss in Week 3.

As for the No. 1 villain, it was Steve Spurrier.

But here's what they had to say about Kiffin:
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2. Lane Kiffin

The Lane Train is worse at breaking up than Pete Davidson. But he also can't quit doing it. If you want to spend an uncomfortable hour, watch Al Davis' "I fired Lane Kiffin from the Raiders" news conference. At Tennessee, prospective students are shown Neyland Stadium, Ayres Hall and the giant rock on campus where it was painted "F--- Lane Kiffin" the night he bolted Knoxville for USC. He was fired from USC on the LAX tarmac. He was told by Nick Saban to go on and leave for Florida Atlantic instead of coaching in the national championship game because he was too distracted. And even after working so hard on changing how people viewed him, he couldn't help himself last fall when he exited Ole Miss for Magnolia Bowl rival LSU, and in the middle of what he continued to portray as an excruciatingly painful decision, he dropped a reference to "segregation" in a Vanity Fair interview when comparing his new gig to his old one.

When LSU visits Ole Miss the night of Week 3, it's going to be all the worst parts of the Ole, er, Old Testament, but instead of raining fireballs from heaven, it'll be pouring Fireball out of airplane bottles.
27 Comments
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LoneStarTiger1 month
No Joe Paterno for running a pedo ring?
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BIIIL1 month
probably because many of those low life writers participate
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keks tadpole1 month
Quite possibly the worst journalism ever written in the annals of sports history
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TheRouxGuru1 month
lol. You said annals
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BIIIL1 month
stupid article. Call him a "supervillain" if you want to. But this is just another case of the media stirring the pot hoping that something very bad will happen at the Ole Miss game so they will have something to write about. After all the only "news" worth writing about seems to be the BAD kind anymore
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You misspelled anals.
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T1gerNate1 month
idiotic
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tiger1091 month
Where did Saban land on the list?
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dbowe821 month
Too many figs at ESPN these days. All of those jobs save maybe USC (back then at least) are little brother jobs. He’s at a real program now.
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biglego1 month
Tenn is a real program and the Raiders are a real NFL team
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Bill W Tiger1 month
ESPN...did any of your reporters that did this story take an English class in high school? The story has very poor grammer and is very poorly punctuated!
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Bill W Tiger1 month
sorry about that...it should be grammar...guess ESPN is rubbing off on me!
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Spankum1 month
LOL!
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TOPAL1 month
Haha
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ESPN reached out to Coach Kiffen for comment. His only response was: “frick you soft bitches”.
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reauxl tigers1 month
Media driven villain*
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LSU Tiger Eyes1 month
Whatever happens in the future, I'm enjoying every moment we have with him as the so-called "conceived villain."
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KCT1 month
Disney/ESPN sucks donkey balls. I haven't watched their regular programming in several years.
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NebraskaExPat1 month
This was actually a funny article to read. I only disagree with their selections in that I think the NCAA would be number one.
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Chill Pill1 month
I actually think that article is funny as hell. The commentary on all the others is hilarious.
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how3331 month
It’s usually an honor if the media dislikes you.
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LSUbest1 month
Where is that ball stealing Honey Badger?
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RedFoxx1 month
“Hey, Siri, tell me about big10 sex scandals”
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TejasHorn1 month
I see the 1990 Hurricanes made the list due to the thrashing they put on Texas, while still amassing 200+ yards in penalties.

As the 4th quarter wound down I knew we’d be reminded of that game in perpetuity. Sigh…
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NotaStarGazer1 month
Some complaints (Tennessee in particular was legit). Quoting Al Davis on ANYTHING is laughable! And Kiffin did NOTHING wrong leaving Ole Miss at the time he left. Blame the neverending playoffs, the transfer portal window timing, and the closeness to the final NSD. And Kiffin bent over backwards as she offered to not only coach Ole Miss throught the playoffs but also to let every coach stay there through the playoffs. That part of the article proves that the author of this is incredibly biased, football ignorant, or both.
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Bayou1 month
They did get Spurrier correct. What a Dick!
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Spurrier is a national treasure.
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