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Understanding the Enemy: Paraguay (Match Day 1)

Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:02 am
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10196 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:02 am
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Key facts about Paraguay include:

- Indigenous Heritage: It is the only country in the Americas where an indigenous language, Guarani, is spoken by the vast majority of the population alongside Spanish.

- Hydropower Giant: Home to the Itaipu Dam (built on the border with Brazil), it is one of the world's leading producers and exporters of renewable hydroelectricity.

- Quirky Military Trivia: Despite having no access to the ocean, Paraguay maintains a massive, fully operational river navy to patrol its waterways.

- The "Tereré" Culture: Paraguayans are famous for drinking tereré, a refreshing cold herbal tea made from yerba mate. People regularly carry around large thermos jugs for it as an everyday accessory.

- A History of Resilience: Following the devastating War of the Triple Alliance (1864–1870), the country lost the majority of its male population, leading to a society historically rebuilt and sustained by its women.

- Unique Flag: It is one of the only countries in the world with a national flag that features a different emblem on the front and back.
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I wonder if Weah knows the N-word in the Guarani language, and that’s why he punched that guy last time around?
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14129 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:04 am to
- World Cup 2026: Lost to the US in their opening match of the 2026 World Cup after the US's Christian Pulisic scored a hat trick.
Posted by MetArl15
Washington, DC
Member since Apr 2007
13604 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:37 am to
quote:

- World Cup 2026: Lost to the US in their opening match of the 2026 World Cup after the US's Christian Pulisic scored a hat trick.
I like where your head’s at.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
3332 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:12 am to
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Understanding the Enemy: Paraguay (Match Day 1)


Didn't a bunch of Nazis move there after WWII?
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10196 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 11:21 am to
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Didn't a bunch of Nazis move there after WWII?


Wouldn’t surprise me. I know Argentina and Bolivia were both chock full of ‘em all the way into the 80s and 90s even.

Pretty sure Joseph Mengele lived in Paraguay for a while before the Jews hunted him down.
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1109 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:37 pm to
Paraguay is not a popular tourism destination but it's one of the cheapest in the continent.

It's military history is fascinating, between the War of the Triple Alliance you mentioned as well as the Chaco War.

Everyone speaks Guaraní because in the late 1800s the president mandated mixed race marriages in order to eliminate the native Guaraní people. It backfired, because most people identify with the culture and it eliminated the discrimination of it.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17791 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 12:37 pm to
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A History of Resilience: Following the devastating War of the Triple Alliance (1864–1870), the country lost the majority of its male population, leading to a society historically rebuilt and sustained by its women.


Go on...
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42306 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:01 pm to
Paraguay had the same number of points in CONMEBOL qualifying as Brazil. We cannot overlook them.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
7140 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:26 pm to
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exporters of renewable hydroelectricity


How do you export hydroelectricity?
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
97107 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:28 pm to
Very carefully.


But my assumption is the grid is somehow connected to a neighboring county.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172733 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 1:53 pm to
Back when the Libertadores hadn’t lost the plot, Cerro Porteño was always a tough out.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12772 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
Paraguay is terrible
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