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You have to pick Fetterman or Biden to deliver your eulogy. Who are you picking?

Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:23 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:23 pm
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Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
7188 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:25 pm to
My Border Collie who is demonstrably smarter and a better communicator than either of them.
Posted by Douglas Quaid
Mars
Member since Mar 2010
4098 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:25 pm to
I'd like to see Biden off the cuff with no teleprompter.
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
4977 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:27 pm to
You should pick Biden it gives you years tops.

Were all better off
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131377 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:29 pm to
Hunter Biden.

Just because I want the wake to be a huge party.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2765 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:30 pm to
Biden. I’d have someone tell him I’m his old truck
driving buddy Snowman from the old days. Then I’d have
them make Joe watch Smokey and the Bandit the morning of
the funeral

Posted by Reservoir Ag
Member since Dec 2020
3572 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:32 pm to
Hope you’re the dead guy in the casket!
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6841 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:32 pm to
I promise I wouldn't care one way or the other. My kids on the other hand may.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
1063 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:39 pm to
Biden, cause he would think I’m still alive and look out at the crowd. Maybe it would give some of my friends a chuckle
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
13943 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 4:44 pm to
Why do you want to kill everyone who attends my funeral?
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Member since Jul 2019
4388 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 5:19 pm to
I’d probably try and haunt my wife from the grave for setting that shite up.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26317 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 5:22 pm to
Biden, with no meds and no prompter.

Fetterman is just sad to watch at this point. His handlers and family should be ashamed of themselves for subjecting him to that debate. He should have withdrawn from the race.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
8660 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 5:52 pm to
I would stay on life support.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12896 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 6:52 pm to
BOTH

And I will have my cadaver packed with semtex to solve a couple of problems at once.
Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
15415 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 7:35 pm to
I’ll just live forever

Or just outlive them both - which is likely. Both of them probably won’t make it another year
This post was edited on 10/26/22 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6550 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 7:37 pm to
Fetterman is more coherent than Biden (and Harris)

He uses the wrong words and syntax but you can make out what he actually means.

Biden has dementia and Harris is just completely nonsensical when speaking.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32242 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 7:37 pm to
Harpo Marx (hint - he didn't talk) which would be way better than the two offered.
This post was edited on 10/26/22 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10193 posts
Posted on 10/26/22 at 9:36 pm to
Look, the question is C'mon man. That casket in the alley where the dinner we had last night in the woods. You know, the person when he was alive. Didn't he do that? I think he did. Anyway when I had that dog he would chase the stick Mcchicken and that rib sandwich is probably my favorite but that guy in there whose dead he was OK. A good guy I liked him baseball.
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