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Why doesn't Biden golf as much as trump

Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:31 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:31 pm
I don't get it, why is Biden in office so much, doesn't make sense
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:31 pm to
He’s in Delaware getting transfusions
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20102 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:31 pm to
Dementia Joe just playing with a coloring book at his desk all day
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38778 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
He can't put on a jacket

How the frick would he swing club
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
15476 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
He requires too many naps.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
Have you seen the man try and ride a bike? He’d break his dickbone trying to play golf
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9304 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
Dude he’s in Delaware most of the time getting drugs to keep him alive.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
Because Biden can’t walk more than 50yds.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
The country club doesn’t let him in after he touched that girl in the sauna
Posted by TOPAL
Member since Mar 2010
4523 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
Maybe he sucks at sports, not coordinated.
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
2911 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:32 pm to
They keep catching him shitting in the sand traps.
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24606 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:33 pm to
Because he's too busy stealing money from your pocket
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46609 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:33 pm to
Dude can barely stand without help. Wtf you mean?
Posted by dovehunter
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
1220 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:33 pm to
Hard to play golf with no balls.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
Because he can’t remember what golf is.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34074 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
He would sexually assault the golf clubs
Posted by psk_Vol
Nashville
Member since Jan 2012
3676 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
Because feeble decrepit fossils battling dementia like Joe can’t even manage to not fall off a non moving bike much less play a round of golf?
Posted by MorningWood
On the coast of North Mexico
Member since May 2009
2668 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
He can’t ride a bike without falling off. How the frick can he hit a golf ball?
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7501 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

They keep catching him shitting in the sand traps.


Is that wrong? I’ve got to plead ignorance on this.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57678 posts
Posted on 8/8/22 at 9:36 pm to
Biden couldn’t swing a golf club without breaking a hip
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