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re: UPDATE: Your Nobel Prize Winning President May be Set to Announce Alien Life

Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:15 pm to
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get it ed you're the smartest guy working behind the parts counter at the your local NAPA but you don't know schit


Sick burn, bro.
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:16 pm to
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Many people within the government have also claimed that not only do they exist, but that we have retrieved them and reverse engineered them.
I bet you believed that government official Lue Elizondo when he was making his claims too.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:17 pm to
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Speaking of this, aren't we literally returning to the moon here soon?


Some agreement with the aliens is probably why we haven't been back there in so long.
Posted by AlterEd
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:19 pm to
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Some agreement with the aliens is probably why we haven't been back there in so long.


I've always wondered why we just quit going. Astronauts have come forward and said they were never alone when they were there.
Posted by BobBoucher
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:20 pm to
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What happens to oil wars when they unveil technology that can take you to any point on the globe in under an hour and doesn't operate on oil? Again, the energy sector would collapse.


This is only one of dozens of scenarios.

What if the life is microbial (not intelligent)?

Intelligent but hostile?
Intelligent but not hostile - and won’t share tech? - which I think it likely.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:21 pm to
The mistake they made was looking into the dark side of the moon. That's where the bad things came from such as anal probes and transgenders.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:24 pm to
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Why would this cause a market crash?

It would cause a lot of crazy to come out of the woodwork.

As for financials, this means that our localized precious metal backed economy is no longer the most powerful economic means in the universe, if I had to take a wild guess.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 2:26 pm
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:24 pm to
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This is only one of dozens of scenarios.


True, but this is the one I think is most likely. I don't think they've been preparing us for announcement of microbial life by coming forward and releasing footage of UFOs and saying they're non-human tech.
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:25 pm to
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Intelligent but not hostile - and won’t share tech? - which I think it likely.


Any actually intelligent life out there with advanced technology would never share it with humans because they know we'd eventually use it to try to kill them.
Posted by Jugbow
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:26 pm to
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What if the life is microbial (not intelligent)?


Microbial organisms who aren’t intelligent are building technology greater than ours?

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Intelligent but hostile? Intelligent but not hostile - and won’t share tech? - which I think it likely.


We now barter with non hostile alien tech builders?

Any new life would be considered a threat to all humans as we clearly don’t have all the information if there is non human life.

It will also blow up human biology but that went out the window when trust the science happened.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:28 pm to
microbial life?

Meh, but also kinda cool.


Intelligent life?

Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:29 pm to
I think it's highly likely that they have been here longer than we have and are responsible for jumpstarting our civilization after the flood. Before the flood, it was theirs.
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:31 pm to
When they finally get the balls to try the 'aliens want us to be globalists' scam, I will be at the forefront of calling them out as liars.

They're going to need to breed us down quite a bit more for the masses to buy that shite. Until then, there are more than enough of us still around to explain to the dumbfricks how and why it's bullshite.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:32 pm to
Einstein was a patent clerk for 7 yrs.
Posted by AlterEd
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Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:32 pm to
People's worldviews will be shattered. Especially the religious paradigms.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:35 pm to
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When they finally get the balls to try the 'aliens want us to be globalists' scam, I will be at the forefront of calling them out as liars.



I don't think that is where this is going.
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:35 pm to
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Why would this cause a market crash?


Huge amount of the world believes in Gods. This invalidates all of them.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:36 pm to
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Posting again so you can re-read it.

Again, we have reverse engineered the craft that they now admit exist. Stop being stupid.



I listened to an interview with the man that filed that patent and he plainly said he wanted the US to not have to argue with another foreign government over IP once this becomes actual technology. He is a US Navy employee. Pais I believe.
Posted by Old Money
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:38 pm to
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Your Nobel Prize Winning President May be Set to Announce Alien Life


lol okay
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:42 pm to
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I've always wondered why we just quit going. Astronauts have come forward and said they were never alone when they were there.


had you been alive during the apollo years you would know why we stopped going, first of all the public stopped caring about the missions and democrats led by walter mondale a long time critic of apollo believed the money would be better spent on welfare led the charge on cutting NASA's budget, so NASA set it's sights on the shuttle program. which turned out to be a much bigger waste of money than apollo program.

it's funny the history you actually know having lived it versus reading about it on the interweb.
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