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Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World

Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:07 am to
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And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.

God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.

I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.

I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers. Call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips. And yet. Stop. So God made Trump.

God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:07 am to
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22332 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
Cult45 will love that one.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
quote:

God Sending Him

Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to
SDV says this prayer every night to Andrew Tate before he goes to sleep
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:09 am to
So based on my understanding of religion, specifically Christianity, God has now sent two people to save the world. Jesus and Trump. Makes sense
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7312 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to
This video is old news. Trump or his team had nothing to do with making it. And it’s not deifying Trump. It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9249 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to
Thanks for that post! Now I really want Joe Biden to get reelected! You did it!
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:11 am to
Jesus Christ, you follow Mediaite?

Why not just admit you're a gdamned Commie?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:11 am to
quote:

This video is old news. Trump or his team had nothing to do with making it. And it’s not deifying Trump. It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.




Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38220 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:12 am to
quote:

It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.


Nothing better to use than Christianity?

Seems a little strange
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29921 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:12 am to
and the first posters are all in here cheering and happy they get to vote for biden again like you did last time
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am
Posted by frogtown
Member since Aug 2017
4998 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:13 am to
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Jesus Christ, you follow Mediaite?


Says in first paragraph this was on Truth Social. Knowing that, the rest doesn't matter.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:18 am
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32214 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to
He lifted that from Paul Harvey.

ETA Paul Harvey "God made a farmer"
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7312 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to
God you’re dumb. That meme didn’t apply to my statement at all

Sorry the video went over your head
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
6143 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to
The cultFortyNever doesn’t have a sense of humor. It’s why when Trump suggests Russia has Hillary emails, they go psycho on Russian collusion
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48182 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to
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He just posted a satirical version


You do know what satire is, right? Even the commie website knows it’s satire, but the Ron fans here don’t? Yikes.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to
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Says in first paragraph this was one Truth Social.


The link goes to Mediaite.

It might as well be a link to the CommunistUSA website...
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