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Trump rejects several jurors, says they are "not my type" (I used to run beauty pagents.)
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:08 am
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:08 am
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Judge Juan M. Merchan reprimanded Donald J. Trump on the first day of his hush money trial after he rejected a number of prospective female jurors as “not my type.”
The judge declared Trump out of order when he commented that one of the women was “a 5 or a 6 at best.”
“This is what happens when Joe Biden controls the justice system,” Trump said. “He doesn’t know how to pick women. I ran beauty pageants.”
Looking at the panel of jurors, he added, “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
Trump’s legal woes worsened further when his entire team of attorneys suddenly pleaded insanity.
The lawyers said they were claiming to be insane “on the grounds of expecting to ever be paid.”
In a nightmare scenario for Trump, Rudy Giuliani has volunteered to defend him.
By now you should realize this is a joke....just a little levity for a monday.....
The judge declared Trump out of order when he commented that one of the women was “a 5 or a 6 at best.”
“This is what happens when Joe Biden controls the justice system,” Trump said. “He doesn’t know how to pick women. I ran beauty pageants.”
Looking at the panel of jurors, he added, “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
Trump’s legal woes worsened further when his entire team of attorneys suddenly pleaded insanity.
The lawyers said they were claiming to be insane “on the grounds of expecting to ever be paid.”
In a nightmare scenario for Trump, Rudy Giuliani has volunteered to defend him.
By now you should realize this is a joke....just a little levity for a monday.....
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Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:11 am to Eurocat
Coming from you it’s very likely you are serious but realize how stupid it sounds
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:13 am to Eurocat
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:16 am to Eurocat
He's entitled to challenge jurors and some of them pre-emptively which he can basically say bye-bye before they say a word.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:16 am to Eurocat
More clown posts from our resident emo
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:17 am to Eurocat
quote:
The judge declared Trump out of order when he commented that one of the women was “a 5 or a 6 at best.”
“This is what happens when Joe Biden controls the justice system,” Trump said. “He doesn’t know how to pick women. I ran beauty pageants.”
Looking at the panel of jurors, he added, “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
Trump is tGOAT.
This stuff is gold, and I'm being serious. This whole thing is fricking farcical and Trump is treating it exactly as such.
I have literally zero issue with anything he said. I'm tired of "political correctness". Verbally excoriate and ridicule everything, and expose exactly how corrupt and satirical it all is. "Justice" system? My arse.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:22 am to Eurocat
they all probably looked like this
Posted on 4/15/24 at 11:38 am to momentoftruth87
These clowns
Posted on 4/15/24 at 12:28 pm to TigerAxeOK
quote:
Trump is tGOAT.
This stuff is gold, and I'm being serious. This whole thing is fricking farcical and Trump is treating it exactly as such.
Unreal.
Cult45 will believe anything.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 12:30 pm to Eurocat
quote:
The judge declared Trump out of order when he commented that one of the women was “a 5 or a 6 at best.”
The only funny line in that whole OP.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 12:34 pm to Eurocat
Delegates be da^med, it's not too late for the GOP to dump Trump before the convention. He's just a foul-tasting albatross at this point in time-- gaffe compounded upon gaffe, misinterpreted as "humor."
Posted on 4/15/24 at 12:56 pm to Eurocat
interesting that former POTUS and current party nominee is starting a criminal trial this morning and the only thread about it on the front page is a satire link.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 1:01 pm to KiwiHead
I’d be interested to know how many preemptive challenges are allowed
In a New York trial. The drama will come with challenges “for cause”.
It could be amusing.
In a New York trial. The drama will come with challenges “for cause”.
It could be amusing.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 1:20 pm to Eurocat
Eurocat isn't the Bee but he wishes he could be.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 1:21 pm to BuckyCheese
quote:
Cult45
quote:
BuckyCheese
Posted on 4/15/24 at 1:39 pm to Eurocat
You know that's satire, correct?
Posted on 4/15/24 at 2:38 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Obviously you didn't read the last sentence of OP's post.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 2:40 pm to TigerAxeOK
quote:
Trump is tGOAT.
This stuff is gold, and I'm being serious. This whole thing is fricking farcical and Trump is treating it exactly as such.
I have literally zero issue with anything he said. I'm tired of "political correctness". Verbally excoriate and ridicule everything, and expose exactly how corrupt and satirical it all is. "Justice" system? My arse.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 2:40 pm to Eurocat
This is the kind of fantasy stuff that liberals sit around thinking about all day.
Posted on 4/15/24 at 2:41 pm to Eurocat
quote:
By now you should realize this is a joke....just a little levity for a monday.....
So why post? You really need attention that bad?
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