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re: They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama

Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38426 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:06 pm to
Now that's funny!
Posted by TurkeyBaconLeg
Member since Jul 2018
2060 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:12 pm to
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They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama...a dick


Who is they and how do you think this played out?

--

"Hey Stan, what is that on the ground right there?"

"I don't know Fred, what ever it may be, it's just sitting there out in the open"

"Lets take a closer look..."

Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16569 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:15 pm to
Who hasn't found a penis in a gas station parking lot?

I've lost count how many times I've seen it.
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6488 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:16 pm to
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a penis in a gas station parking lot

His baby's mamma really took the song "detachable penis" to heart.

It probably fell out of her purse.

Or he snuck it out of the house when she wasn't looking and dropped it.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
36756 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:21 pm to
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Who hasn't found a penis in a gas station parking lot?

I've lost count how many times I've seen it.

We used to tie a thin piece of string to one and set it on the ground right at the gas station door, and when someone went down to pick it up, we’d snatch it right from their grasp at the last second!! So fun!!
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 4:24 pm
Posted by bayoucracka
Member since Sep 2015
6898 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1936 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:49 pm to
They think it was from a motorcyclist killed this morning on I-10… yes I know what it sounds like.
I saw the tarps this morning at 6:15AM but didn’t know the story until this afternoon.
There’s a thread on the OT about it with a little more information.
I don’t know how to link on here…sorry.
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7907 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:02 pm to
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They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama


That's just nuts!
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:04 pm to
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ghoast
where on I 10 was it ghoast?
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8141 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:09 pm to
They have decided to include a picture of said penis in case anyone wants to come forward to claim it.










This post was edited on 1/31/23 at 9:57 am
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
5243 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:14 pm to
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know Lorena Bobbit's wAnyonehereabouts?


Heard she moved to Russia and changed her name to Lorena Cut-ya-cockoff!...
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10112 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:21 pm to
Coach Seban recruiting at Quik Trip?
Posted by FlySaint
FL Panhandle
Member since May 2018
2566 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:26 pm to
Oh that’s where it is!

YouTube - Detachable Penis
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76527 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:31 pm to
One less rapist?
Posted by 2020_reVISION
Richmond,VA
Member since Dec 2020
3289 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 5:36 pm to
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Happened in Mobile, Alabama - they found a dick in the parking lot of a gas station (Navco and McVay)

a dick


Well, who was it, pray tell?
Celtic Dog? Jake88? cwill? BayouBlitz? Damone? Intelligent?
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1936 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:07 pm to
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where on I 10 was it ghoast?


The I-65 East ramp… headed toward Mobile.
Looks like he didn’t make the turn, and it was wet…flew off and was run over I believe. Lots of 18 wheelers and work trucks coming into Mobile about that time everyday. It was backed up for awhile… brutal.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 6:09 pm
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:08 pm to
3 pages in

No Link?
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1936 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

They found a penis
quote:

they found a dick
quote:

a dick
quote:

a penis


i’m still a little fuzzy on the details
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31599 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:49 pm to
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There’s a thread on the OT about it with a little more information.

They said it fell out of the back of a truck. Them oil field baws are out of control. Truck nutz aint enough anymore.
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