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They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:22 pm
Happened in Mobile, Alabama - they found a dick in the parking lot of a gas station (Navco and McVay)
a dick
a penis in a gas station parking lot
was it some internet bad guys comeuppance?
more to follow as this goes viral
actually I am done with this 'news' story - somebody is having a bad day
a dick
a penis in a gas station parking lot
was it some internet bad guys comeuppance?
more to follow as this goes viral
actually I am done with this 'news' story - somebody is having a bad day
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:24 pm
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:23 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Meh. If you run into a dick on your way to work, you ran into a dick.
If you run into dicks all day long, you're the dick, my guy.
If you run into dicks all day long, you're the dick, my guy.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:24 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
That’s where I left it
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:24 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Back alley transition surgery
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:24 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Guy must've hired a hooker and tried to smash and dash without paying and got caught by her pimp
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:24 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:phew! only one and I only heard about it
Meh. If you run into a dick on your way to work, you ran into a dick.
If you run into dicks all day long, you're the dick, my guy.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:25 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
This is where I parked my penis
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:25 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Driveby circumcision gone bad?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:26 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
They say if you don’t use yer pecker it will fall off. Evolution, baw.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:26 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Did it have a mole on it? Could be Tommy Turners, then.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:26 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.
Music Video
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.
Music Video
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:26 pm to Houag80
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:28 pm to jatilen
quote:The radio station played this after it was reported.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This will likely supplant the Crichton Leprechaun as Mobiles most famous news story.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:29 pm to LSUBadger
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:32 pm to WylieTiger
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:34 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Sometimes gas costs an arm and a leg. The price went up apparently.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:40 pm to NineLineBind
quote:oooooo OOOOOO S T O P I T
Sometimes gas costs an arm and a leg. The price went up apparently.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:45 pm to jatilen
Beat me to it. Lol
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:46 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
quote:
they found a dick in the parking lot of a gas station
It's a small price to pay to make a Pedocrat feel whole.
Somewhere a child is safer.
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