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re: They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:47 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:47 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
This is the trannies version of the abortion coat hanger.
Mean ole Meemaw won’t pay for the trannies to get their dicks cut off in a hospital so they gotta do it at the gas station.
Mean ole Meemaw won’t pay for the trannies to get their dicks cut off in a hospital so they gotta do it at the gas station.
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:48 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
quote:should have segued right into this
The radio station played this after it was reported.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:49 pm to NineLineBind
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Sometimes gas costs an arm and a third leg.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:51 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Somebody was going to rob the place, but didn't have the balls to do it
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:56 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Trans, on the cheap...'coat hanger' version. 
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:57 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
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somebody is having a bad day
These days, it's hard to tell. It could be that someone with gender dysphoria has just liberated themselves.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:01 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
There's only one person who can get to the bottom of this case:
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:01 pm to Jax-Tiger
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It could be that someone with gender dysphoria has just liberated themselves.
Displaced is free?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:11 pm to LCLa
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This is the trannies version of the abortion coat hanger.
Ha, LC...like minds.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:12 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
I only lopped off what I didn't need.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:32 pm to mtntiger
so, this happened in Chicago
Nov 3, 2017
By Police1 Staff
CHICAGO — A man is in the hospital after he reportedly shot himself in the penis while robbing a hot dog stand in Chicago Tuesday.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that police found Terrion Pouncy, 19, slumped over the steps of a home across the street from the restaurant he allegedly held up at gunpoint. The pain from the wound was too severe for Pouncey to continue running further.
The suspect collected the money and headed toward the exit. As the suspect began to flee, he shifted the gun on his waistband and apparently pulled the trigger, shooting himself.
Nov 3, 2017
By Police1 Staff
CHICAGO — A man is in the hospital after he reportedly shot himself in the penis while robbing a hot dog stand in Chicago Tuesday.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that police found Terrion Pouncy, 19, slumped over the steps of a home across the street from the restaurant he allegedly held up at gunpoint. The pain from the wound was too severe for Pouncey to continue running further.
The suspect collected the money and headed toward the exit. As the suspect began to flee, he shifted the gun on his waistband and apparently pulled the trigger, shooting himself.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:33 pm to jatilen
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This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:34 pm to jatilen
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detachable penis.
Damn it, Beavis. You beat me to it too.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:37 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Poor chap took unleaded to the extreme
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:50 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Some poor bastard must've gotten the John Wayne Bobbit treatment.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:55 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Is this posted on poli board because the dick voted for Brandon?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:56 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
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They found a penis in a gas station parking lot in Mobile, Alabama...a dick
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We have rules, dammit. Sincerely, AggieHank
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:58 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
Anyone know Lorena Bobbit's whereabouts?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:59 pm to BigMob
Posted on 1/30/23 at 4:03 pm to Diamondawg
A woman got in a fight with her husband and cut his penis off
She sped off down the road with it and finally threw it out the window?
It struck the windshield of the man behind her who was taking his 5 year old daughter to school.
The girl asked "What was that daddy?" as he turned on the wipers to remove it.
"Uh.... nothing honey, just a bug" he told her.
The little girl said "Wow. It had a really big dick"
She sped off down the road with it and finally threw it out the window?
It struck the windshield of the man behind her who was taking his 5 year old daughter to school.
The girl asked "What was that daddy?" as he turned on the wipers to remove it.
"Uh.... nothing honey, just a bug" he told her.
The little girl said "Wow. It had a really big dick"
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