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re: The Silver Surfer will now have tits

Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11454 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:37 pm to
I looked them up to double check. Def needs some surgical intervention
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68800 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:41 pm to
She is playing the wife, bt i guess will be the sole surfer?

This way they cant say they replaced a black actor with a white one.


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Shalla-Bal is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, the immortal Empress of Zenn-La and the lover/wife of Norrin Radd, the Silver Surfer, who becomes the Herald of Galactus in exchange for his planet being spared, separating the lovers for eternity.



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Shalla-Bal was voiced by Camilla Scott in the animated series Silver Surfer (1998), while Shalla-Bal / Silver Surfer will be portrayed by Julia Garner in the live-action Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) film The Fantastic Four
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 2:47 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22387 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:45 pm to
Way back in '70s The Defenders were my favorite title. The superhero team who really didn't like one another. But I always thought the Surfer was such a bland character. And his power level fluctuated wildly from one story to the next.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7975 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:53 pm to
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Not very attractive. Looks like the mutant offspring of Dana Carvey and a poodle. IWNHI. Carry on.


You just think she looks bad…wait until you hear her voice.
Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom
Member since Nov 2016
267 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 2:56 pm to
Nobody cares about any of this shite anymore. Will just be another underperforming failure in a dead genre of a dying art-form.

Film is circling the same toilet bowl as music. Once it became cheaper/easier to get into the industry, the industry became inundated with "creators" ranging from mediocre to completely talentless.
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
3124 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:06 pm to
Trailer park hot, son.

Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2694 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15666 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:33 pm to
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Ruth was one of my favorite characters.



She's a fantastic actor

That said, Disney continues doing silly things in the name of culture. They don't give up regardless of tanking profits.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49742 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:05 pm to
When it flops, what will the studio's excuse?
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25708 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:16 pm to
Getting upset about female superheros is funny to me.

Comic books are fantasy.
Arguing whether super powers are male or female is literally one of the dumbest things on the internet.

That said... bad writing, bad storytelling, and bad acting are unforgivable.
And a lot of these storylines are crap.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72188 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:17 pm to
I like my fictional humanoid aliens to be men like God intended!
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6788 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:53 pm to
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The Silver Surfer will now barely have tits


FIFY

Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25708 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:56 pm to
Wood
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21825 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:57 pm to
Don't they just light money on fire every time they try to sell the Fantastic Four? Seems like they've tried 3 or 4 times and nobody's buying.
Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
1473 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:58 pm to
Here is an idea. Quit making super hero movies. My God, how many times can they rehash the same old shite.

Posted by Chingon Ag
Member since Nov 2018
2819 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:00 pm to
Watching this movie would fricking KILL ME!
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33509 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:22 pm to
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The Silver Surfer will now have tits
At least it's a girl. When I saw the thread title, I was SURE this was going to be some trans nonsense.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2694 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:27 pm to


Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25179 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:29 pm to
Instead of giving fans the actual Silver Surfer, Disney Marvel is giving us a derivative limited run Multi-verse variant.


Y'all ladies feel more seen now?



Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25179 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:31 pm to
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I like my fictional humanoid aliens to be men like God intended!


How about just make 'em like the original writers intended? Or is that too much?
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 5:37 pm
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