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The official University of California list of “microaggressions”

Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:15 am
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:15 am
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Based on their list, it seems as if the following are microaggresions: overtly racist statements, compliments, statements of fact, and messages of equality.

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Microaggressions are the everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that communicate hostile, derogatory, or negative messages to target persons based solely upon their marginalized group membership



Below are some examples of microaggressions from each category. You aren't allowed to say these things; you might trigger or offend...or even...TRIGGER AND OFFEND!
quote:

“Where are you from or where were you born?”

“You speak English very well.”

“Wow! How did you become so good in math?”

“There is only one race, the human race.”

“America is a melting pot.”

“I don’t believe in race.”

“I believe the most qualified person should get the
job.”

“Men and women have equal opportunities for
achievement.”

“Gender plays no part in who we hire.”

“America is the land of opportunity.”

“Everyone can succeed in this society, if they work
hard enough.”
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 9:17 am
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:16 am to
The future of the Democratic party, hell if it isn't there already
Posted by FooManChoo
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:17 am to
Don't forget "Hillary lost"
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:18 am to
I'm just laughing so hard at the thought of "I believe the most qualified person should get the job" being offensive to anyone.
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 9:19 am
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:21 am to
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"I believe the most qualified person should get the job"


They honestly believe that when someone in the real world says this that they secretly mean "White Male".

Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:22 am to
The beauty of these ever changing ideologies is that they are completely subjective and can be applied in any way possible to demonize someone at the drop of a hat. Even the people that have always been on their side can be made to look like the devil if they choose to do so. Hell, look at the obviously liberal chick that Trudeau corrected for saying "mankind". They could've easily pursued that and ruined her under these guidelines.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:23 am to
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“I believe the most qualified person should get the job.”


Heresy

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“Gender plays no part in who we hire.”


Isn't this legally required?

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“Everyone can succeed in this society, if they work hard enough.”


I'd love to know how someone can be "triggered" by this. I guess because it challenges their victimhood.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:23 am to
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The official University of California list of “microaggressions”



Someone should tell them that their dicks are weak and their shjts all retarded.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:26 am to
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The official University of California list of “microaggressions”

I love some of these because they could also be micro aggression if you DON'T say them. For example.

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“Where are you from or where were you born?”

Well, showing interest in people who are different than you and wanting to learn about them is actually kinda..........tolerant. Choosing to show no interest could be viewed as not giving a shite about anything "other"

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“Wow! How did you become so good in math?”
Could be literally, a question designed to discover a better method for approaching Math. Also, a compliment to the person who got good at it.

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“I don’t believe in race.”
Literally used to be leftist dogma. Now, they want to call you a bigot for it.


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“There is only one race, the human race.

See above. Same.

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“Gender plays no part in who we hire.”
This one is kinda baffling. So, they want us to say it DOES play a part?

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“Everyone can succeed in this society, if they work
hard enough.”
Just dumb on steroids.

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“You speak English very well.”
When I ask someone about their background......BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY INTERESTED........if they had to learn English as a 2nd language and are very good at it, I compliment this fact because it represents solid work. I usually include how I wish I'd been as diligent as them and learned another language well.

It takes a complete fricking tard to think that's anything but a 100% positive approach to people who may be different from yourself.
Posted by BigJim
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:27 am to
frick them
Posted by udtiger
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Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:27 am to
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Someone should tell them that their dicks are weak and their shjts all retarded.


Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:29 am to
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“I believe the most qualified person should get the job


Imagine the mental gymnastics it takes to get to a place where that is offensive...
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:38 am to
What's crazy to think about is places like Canada, where you can now be legally punished for using the wrong gender pronoun when addressing someone. It wouldn't be a huge leap to then modify that law to include a new subset of "microaggressive" terms such as this list. Imagine walking on eggshells to avoid being fined or jailed for free speech.
Posted by Damone
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 9:39 am to
Party of Science
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:12 am to
So basic conversation is illegal now?
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:14 am to
University of California staff should spend Thanksgiving with my family.

Their heads would explode.
Posted by Big_Slim
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:17 am to
Alternatively, they could go after Trudeau for mansplaining

What a bullshite ideology (religion?)
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 10:17 am
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:19 am to
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“Where are you from or where were you born?”




How in the happy hell would this trigger and offend someone?
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
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Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:20 am to
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“Where are you from or where were you born?”


quote:

How in the happy hell would this trigger and offend someone?


Dig at birthers?
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 3/13/18 at 10:21 am to
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Alternatively, they could go after Trudeau for mansplaining

Oooh, good one
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